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1. Try driving around as a Gringo in Mexico with no
liability insurance, and have an accident.
2. Enter MEXICO illegally - never mind immigration quotas,
visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
3. Once there, demand that the local government provide
free medical care for you and your entire family
4. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
5. Demand free bilingual local government forms,
bulletins, etc.
6. Speak only English at home and in public and insist
that your children do likewise.
7. Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican
school system.
8. Demand a local Mexican drivers license. This will
afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your
unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.
9. Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English
to all its officers.
10. Yell out "RACIST" whenever someone starts saying anything about what you are doing.
11. When the government starts trying to enforce it's own laws, yell out RACISM again, shut down city streets to protest, waste hundreds of thousands of dollars of tax payer's money, then threaten to get all your family and friends to not re-elect any politicians who support enforcing the law.
12. Have this faux "machismo" attitude, and call all others who are not of your race, "bitches". Then carry around a chip on your shoulder.
13. Walk around in public like you own the place, and don't take your place in society.
14. Breed out of control. Like a fucking cochroach, breed out of control. Who cares? The governement will wind up paying for the children. Breed so fucking out of control, that you totally fuck up any area your people move into.
15. Put said children in free baby-sitting service, err I mean, public school.
16. Once you have graduated (from a low-ranking community college or crappy four year institution) Hire your own kind, and ONLY your own kind.
17. Call yourself a minority and bitch moan and complain about anything and everything. Get local diesel-dyke liberal attorney to do same.
18. Move into a house/apartment in a neighborhood where you don't belong, and watch the property values fall down.
19. Once in said neighborhood, blast your fucking homeland music at all hours of the night, continue to speak your foreign language, take your 10 children and let them loose on the street, trying to act like badasses.
20. On children's birthdays, invite the entire fucking family clan over (some still might be in prison jumpsuits) and make sure they park in every available parking space on the street, as well as in your neighbor's driveways.
21. Make sure your shitty cars are parked 10 deep on the street and try to put that cute little sticker of Calvin pissing on "La Migra" on the back of your 1991 Chevrolet Astro Van. Another cute sticker would be the one where Calvin is pissing on "America".