The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses

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[TurboMirage]

wish i could rep you for this. gotta spread that ish.

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

I have to spread it too. Stop being so awesome, haha. But seriously, the Bible is fucked up.

 

[AHHVTEC]

i covered it guys

 

[Kanned]

Omg, hilarious. +rep

Call these commandments savage if you want, but if you were God, how many nuts would you have to see "crushed" before you overreacted? We're thinking the answer is two."

 

[George777]

Reading the comments from the people that are getting defensive over his selection of verses is almost as funny as the verses themselves.

Genesis 38:6-9 is another one. To summarize it, it is essentially saying that fapping and "quck draw McGrath" method is displeasing to God and he killed Onan for it.

 

[drbelanger73]

Ezeikiel 25:17?

How can you leave out the quote from Pulp Fiction?

shame...

 

[phyregod]

What about the chick's breasts scripture? I'll have to find it. But I'm drunk again. I may forget to all together.

 

[phyregod]

Fuck it. clicky -----> Bible Vulgarities & Obscenities