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A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I`m too old for this nonsense!", pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver`s side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I`ve never heard before, I`ll let you go." The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper
 

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Here`s the mugshot of 37-year-old Melissa Tanner of Dewey, Oklahoma, who gave birth while DRUNK. They`ve also released court documents from Melissa`s case. . . one of which mentions that she joked with a friend she might name her new baby daughter "Milwaukee`s Best". Enjoy. . .



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MadMaXXX

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Originally posted by reckedracing@Jul 18 2005, 09:17 AM
Here`s the mugshot of 37-year-old Melissa Tanner of Dewey, Oklahoma, who gave birth while DRUNK. They`ve also released court documents from Melissa`s case. . . one of which mentions that she joked with a friend she might name her new baby daughter "Milwaukee`s Best". Enjoy. . .



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looks like she farted in the forest and got burned
 
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