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accordgrrl

Senior Member
Okay, I've posted this elsewhere but I thought you'd get a kick out of it. This is a friend of a friend that lives near me. This is totally legit.

XXXXX (10:23:49 PM): you like skylines right?
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:23:53 PM): easier swap, less money.
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:23:57 PM): hell fuck yeah!
XXXXX (10:24:03 PM): lol
XXXXX (10:24:11 PM): youd prolly wanna marry me then
XXXXX (10:24:14 PM): well maybe not, lol
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:24:18 PM): u getting one?
XXXXX (10:24:31 PM): nah, i got the front clip off of one tho
XXXXX (10:24:38 PM): it matches my 240 perfect
XXXXX (10:24:53 PM): i still owe nate 180 bucks, he helped me buy it
XXXXX (10:25:49 PM): i only paid 700 bucks for the front bumper, 2 front quarter panels, and hood, plus i bought the halogen projection lights instead of the stocks bulbs
XXXXX (10:26:18 PM): i got it through my uncle whos in england, he bought it then i bought it from him
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:26:24 PM): cool.
XXXXX (10:26:28 PM): yup
XXXXX (10:26:35 PM): itll turn some heads, lol
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:26:49 PM): yeah...
XXXXX (10:26:57 PM): when i went to an auto obsessions meet, they were like, holy shit!!! a skyline!!!
XXXXX (10:26:57 PM): lol
XXXXX (10:27:03 PM): i was like nah, its a 240
XXXXX (10:27:09 PM): i getta lotta shit for it though
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:27:45 PM): u shld get a JDM canuter valve
XXXXX (10:27:45 PM): everyones telling me i shouldnt have put that on there, but i think they are just jealous, lol, oh well
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:28:59 PM): grrr
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:29:01 PM): u get my last IM
XXXXX (10:29:02 PM): lol, there you are
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:29:08 PM): cuz i didn't get urs
XXXXX (10:29:20 PM): about the canuter valve?
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:29:25 PM): yeah
XXXXX (10:29:33 PM): im not sure i know what that is
XXXXX (10:29:50 PM): remember im the illiterate one
XXXXX (10:29:53 PM): lol
XXXXX (10:30:06 PM): does that have something to do with turbo
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:31:58 PM): u put turbo on?
XXXXX (10:32:26 PM): no!!
XXXXX (10:32:30 PM): i wish
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:32:30 PM): oh
XXXXX (10:32:31 PM): lol
XXXXX (10:33:30 PM): nates gotta t-66 turbo for his 240 that hes been procrastinating about putting in and he wont sell it to me, lol
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:33:51 PM): well the canuter valve's a wear item. shld be replaced every 30k miles.
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:33:58 PM): i reccomend JDM.
XXXXX (10:34:31 PM): a wear item
XXXXX (10:34:34 PM): ?
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:34:53 PM): yeah
XXXXX (10:35:57 PM): this is gonna sound stupid, but what does it do?
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:36:43 PM): works with the intake to allow air to flow into the engine more freely. after wear it gets buildup.
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:36:49 PM): just a reccomendation.
XXXXX (10:37:03 PM): hmm, sounds kewl
XXXXX (10:37:20 PM): kinda like that tornado thing they adertise on t.v.?
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:37:36 PM): yeah
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:37:40 PM): like that
XXXXX (10:37:40 PM): kewl kewl
XXXXX (10:37:55 PM): how much they runnin?
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:38:02 PM): prolly 85
XXXXX (10:38:14 PM): damn!!
XXXXX (10:38:17 PM): not too bad!
XXXXX (10:38:27 PM): ill check it out thatnx for the advice!
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:41:17 PM): lol welcome.
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:41:21 PM): want any other advice?
XXXXX (10:41:34 PM): sure!! could use all the advice i can get
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:42:34 PM): make sure ur muffler bearings are in shape and tightened...that they're torqued properly.
XXXXX (10:43:23 PM): wow, i didnt even know i have muffler bearings, lol
XXXXX (10:43:42 PM): i have A.P.C. exhaust system
XXXXX (10:43:53 PM): with a proflare tip
XXXXX (10:44:14 PM): nothing to exotic, as long as it sounds like a rice burner, im happy, lol
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:44:56 PM): ok well right behind the muffler there's a set of bearings...they turn to allow the air to spin more freely and u gain a few hp and a richer sound.
XXXXX (10:45:24 PM): nice nice!!
XXXXX (10:45:54 PM): so why arent you working in some import shop showing all these guys whats up, you seem pretty knowledgeable
XXXXX (10:45:57 PM): lol
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:46:59 PM): OH also
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:47:22 PM): aling your rotator splint
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:47:25 PM): *align
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:47:30 PM): gives u better wheel control.
XXXXX (10:47:36 PM): alright
XXXXX (10:47:46 PM): damn, your awesome!!
XXXXX (10:47:47 PM): lol
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:48:13 PM): lol
XXXXX (10:48:44 PM): so, you seein someone of the opposite sex?
pinkfuzzydice69 (10:48:47 PM): nope.



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Havok

Senior Member
Lol! I always tell this idiot at work he needs his muffler bearings changed...I also tell him his jackson rod is about to go :)
 

Hexen

Senior Member
Originally posted by Afipunk21@Jan 31 2003, 02:27 PM
Lol! I always tell this idiot at work he needs his muffler bearings changed...I also tell him his jackson rod is about to go :)

What a Tool.

If he actually owns a 240 he just needs to give that shit to me because he isn't deserving.
 

accordgrrl

Senior Member
Originally posted by Hexen+Jan 31 2003, 03:19 PM-->
Afipunk21
@Jan 31 2003, 02:27 PM
Lol! I always tell this idiot at work he needs his muffler bearings changed...I also tell him his jackson rod is about to go :)

What a Tool.

If he actually owns a 240 he just needs to give that shit to me because he isn't deserving.

He does own one. I laughed so hard the first week he had it...try this on for size: he bought a set of wheels/tires from his friend at the shop. paid $800. put them on the car...they rubbed the fenders!! and he left them!!! what a dipshit.
 

Hexen

Senior Member
That just makes me mad.

I rarely see 240's where I live, I would love to have one though (96+ generation).

sr20det s15 in there and you have a 11-12k~ car (with swap) with 250hp turbo RWD.

Thats some amazing stuff. Rx-7 is about the only thing that can compare for the price.
 
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sisteve

Guest
You should remind him to change his blinker fluid...

its very important you know!
 

xj0hnx

I wanna be sedated
VIP
Originally posted by sisteve@Jan 31 2003, 09:35 PM
You should remind him to change his blinker fluid...

its very important you know!

You wouldn't believe how many people fall for that one.W e got a million of those things in the military and they provide hours of entertainment :lol:
 

posol

RETIRED
see sig.

91-93 240 coupe,
rb26dett swap
AWD conversion
r33 front end

coming next year.

and no, im not kidding, and yes, it can be done.

"not a bad way to spend 10 grand"
 

4doors4life

Senior Member
besides the blinker fluid...you should also make him check to be sure that his left tires aren't on the right side and the rights aren't on the left side! And then tell him that at least the front and back tires weren't mixed up!


I love that prank call. Does anyone happen to have it on file?
 

4doors4life

Senior Member
no there is an actual prank call of some sales guy telling this girl that her halogen fluid levels are low and need to be refilled and they also used the tire joke. They told her a bunch of BS info and she was like: "Sure if thats what I need!". It was some local radio station that did it...I'm talking about something seperate from her post.
 

SixtySecondAssassin

Senior Member
Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Jan 31 2003, 03:39 PM
see sig.

91-93 240 coupe,
rb26dett swap
AWD conversion
r33 front end

coming next year.

and no, im not kidding, and yes, it can be done.

"not a bad way to spend 10 grand"

that looks like way more than 10 grand mang. but its sounds coo.
 

phunky.buddha

Admin with a big stick
Admin
VIP
Sweet ownage! :fr:

B- I think a certain someone was dropping an RB25DET into her 240... not sure what the plans are now though.
 

shuturmowth

Senior Member
you gotta tell them to take their car into the shop to get their subframe removed, cause its only there so you can tow a trailer...... and it shaves like 1.2 seconds off your quarter mile.......... just wish you could see the ppl in the shop's faces when they ask for the procedure :blink: .... damn ricers
 

posol

RETIRED
Originally posted by SixtySecondAssassin+Feb 1 2003, 01:23 AM-->
pissedoffsol
@Jan 31 2003, 03:39 PM
see sig.

91-93 240 coupe,
rb26dett swap
AWD conversion
r33 front end

coming next year.

and no, im not kidding, and yes, it can be done.

"not a bad way to spend 10 grand"

that looks like way more than 10 grand mang. but its sounds coo.

nope- and that includes labor :)

i buy a 240, i pay 10 grand, i get that back. already worked it all out. just need the cash.

i don't think heather will do it mike... she's not the type of girl :)
damn, 2 hotties down in FL into cars :( i need to move
 
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