Ok to the story. I've told it a few times but another won't hurt.
I think it was last year. Me and an old ex-gf decided to "get-together". We went together a couple years ago and just stayed fuck buddies and friends. At first we were just going to go to the club and that's it.
This doesn't really make a difference but it plays a tiny part, she brought a friend, he was gay. So I made one of my gay friends double-date if you want to call it that. So there we are, driving around, getting ready to go to the club. Anyway, I being me, wanted roadhead for the ride. She bitched about the dudes in the back, but I could careless and they didn't care either. So she started giving me roadhead. We kept driving making our way towards Sayreville. Like 10 minutes later she decides she wants more then to give me head, so of course we scratch those club plans and turn around. We head towards my house only to find my family still awake with other family still there. So we tried to think of something a little more creative. We were bad at that and ended up driving around for a good hour.
One of the dudes in the back suggested the park. So we went to the park. I parked the car in a hurry, just parking in some random spot and we got out and left the gay kids in the back. We went over to the swings and played around a little bit. It was just too damn cold out to try to be fucking in the park so I kicked the gay kids out and we started doing our thing in the Prelude.
So we started to get into it and I had the genius idea of hitting it doggy-style through the sunroof. So I'm doing my thing butt ass naked half way out of the sunroof. When all of a sudden a cop car pulls up flashing lights and all. Pulls up behind us and starts shining his spotlight in. He told us to get appropriate and get out of the car.
We got out and started to talk to him, I had to have the biggest kool-aid smile on my face. I don't remmeber the exact words but it was something like this. Anyway,
he says "you know why I stopped here?"
me "Isn't it obvious?"
him "No, not that, I would have left you guys alone"
silence for a min
me "then why did you come over here?"
him "He had his flash light and shines it on a BIG 5' high 7' wide sign"
I just started laughing
Then he asked - "Is there anyone else with you"
I had completely forgot about the gay kids for that whole ordeal. When he brought it up I was like yea "We had a couple of other guys with us, we kicked them out of the car. I think they went into the woods"
As he started walking and shining his light. I told him "you don't want to do that"
"Why is that, do they have weapons?"
"No, they're gay and they're probably doing something you don't want to see"
He turned around got in his car and started to move, as he was leaving he told us to go get our friends and get the hell out of there.
Anyway, this mystery sign that all of us completely missed said "NO PARKING AT ANYTIME". It was the only non parking space in the entire lot and this was a big lot. There weren't even handicapped spots.
So that's it. I'm sure I missed parts and didn't type it out that great because I'm at work, but it's should be ok.