Wife wanted to cuddle

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PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."


Damn straight! When I wanna watch sports, I wanna watch my goddamn sports.

And you'll understand that WOMAN, even if it takes 70 blows to the head.... after sex.
Originally posted by Havok@Aug 4 2005, 11:28 PM
lol, it would have to happen where I live.
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LOL that sucks haha! you have some freaks there man!
he's to old now...he'll probably just bruise her head......and get her pregnant...lol....

but at least the killer guy said he should die....thats when i think they should do it on the spot.....real slow....
oh god...he watches more porn than all of HS people put together. He literally sits on his computer all day watching it.

I think the guy wanted to die, he just was to scared to commit suicide, so he killed his wife. I couldn't even imagine a serial killer doing some shit like that. It's defenitly this guys time to go.
You know what you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing! You already told her twice!! :D

You know what the first thing a beaten woman does when she gets home?

The dishes if the bitch knows whats good for her! :bo:

:bash: 1... 2... 3... 4... 5...

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I hope he gets fried..


To bad they cant send him over here to washington. We still hang bastards like that. Hanging>*