Too kill the boredom at work today....
make this a "Talk-like-a-pirate, talking about Japanese porn-day"
Ye understando?
Go up to a female co-worker and say "Ye gotsa nice set of opai(tits), ye mind if I give 'em a bukkaki drip?" and then spooge on her face and let it slide down to her tits...
+100 points if ye do it...