You Might Be A Ricer If......

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Liquidblaze

Senior Member
May be old but still funny.

You Know You're A Riceboy If..



... you find yourself using the excuse "yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude" after EVERY race

... you drive a 4 door 'type R'

... you have stickers that even most asians dont get

... you have stickers for parts you dont have

... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'

... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side

... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter

... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter

... you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer

... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees

... you sell crack for the image...not the money

... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you dont know what bracket racing is

... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs

... you can't race uphills

... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in

... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in

... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars

... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car

... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin

... your tach is bigger than your head

... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic

... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"

... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip

... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross.

... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose

... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager

... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.

... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.
 

posol

RETIRED
You Know You're A Riceboy If..

you post threads like this
 

Prowler

Super Moderator
y0, that was my response last time this thread was started LOL

Although the dying moose one is pretty good.
 

RENR

Senior Member
hey wait a minute. ive seen 4 door accords that are real type r's. and i have to admit ive used this one....you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs. hee hee.i guess i do have some rice in me... :fr: lol
 

Domeskilla

Senior Member
Originally posted by dohcvtec_accord@Feb 18 2003, 10:42 AM
The only Type R's that Honda made were Accord Type R's.

Japan the teg is a Honda Integra. In 96, they made Honda Integra 4 door 4 lug ITR's.
 

02SI

Member
I have used "your car has twice as many cylinders" before, I am also hispanic, so I'm twice the rice.
 

LingeringSoul

Junior Member
You know you are a redneck ricer when: Your B18 falls off the engine stand and kills more than 3 dogs.
 

gupta_p

Senior Member
I guess .. you know ur poor when your car is a fucking pos '92 civic cx hb...

and when you don't say horsepower, you say dogpower. (3 DP = 1 HP) .. so my civic is REALLY running 210 DP.

orr .. when you don't have a tach on a manual car. (bah, I just don't understand why automatic cars have TACHS!! AND MY MANUAL CIVIC DOESN"T.. JESUS!!)
 

asmallsol

Super Moderator
Originally posted by gupta_p@Feb 18 2003, 06:41 PM
I guess .. you know ur poor when your car is a fucking pos '92 civic cx hb...

and when you don't say horsepower, you say dogpower. (3 DP = 1 HP) .. so my civic is REALLY running 210 DP.

orr .. when you don't have a tach on a manual car. (bah, I just don't understand why automatic cars have TACHS!! AND MY MANUAL CIVIC DOESN"T.. JESUS!!)

ha thats great, my car is pushing 375 DP
 

BodyDroppedNikes

...PENDEJO....
VIP
you might be a ricer if:
-the diameter of your muffler is larger than your wheels
-your wing doubles as a picnic table at car shows
-your subwoofers are the same size as your rims
-people mistake your car as a Cesna when its sitting in your driveway
 

SixtySecondAssassin

Senior Member
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