The Sammiches thread that used to be Chunk Norris Jokes

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I was hungry, and then I saw that^. Thanks. A lot.
 
super clean did u not notice it was raining outside in the pic well when we go to shows with it i have won best in show and best modified corvette 2 years in a row at the super chevy show in nh. won best in show at Manchester dobles chevy show

Is the car in Manchester? I am there every day so I could come look at it to verify it's existence lol. Seriously though. Don't ever talk about NH again. You are a disgrace to the state and everything we stand for.
 
New Hampshire actually stands for something? They must do that in between bending over for everything else :p
 
He's an disgrace to the Army. I'm know one of the seven values is Integrity, so much for that.
 
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04 05 i beleive inhave to go look im on my iphone at school right now so dont quote me on the exact date ill let u know when i get home
 
Car is in raymond a d if u want to get ur ass whiped come to my house in a week when im up there heres my adress 76 main st raymond nh03077 come get whooped and as for the other guy in the army. Ur prob a pv2 or a punk ass lil pfc who get picked on by ur squad leader arnt u. What unit u in
 
New Hampshire actually stands for something? They must do that in between bending over for everything else :p

You are such a bitch. You are thinking of Vermont and Mass.

Car is in raymond a d if u want to get ur ass whiped come to my house in a week when im up there heres my adress 76 main st raymond nh03077 come get whooped and as for the other guy in the army. Ur prob a pv2 or a punk ass lil pfc who get picked on by ur squad leader arnt u. What unit u in

Dude you are the dumbest cocksucker ever.

You just posted the whereabouts of your alleged $47,000 car on a public forum.
 
Yep, PFC. is correct, and thats about the only part of that statement that is correct. You see, I don't have to deal with douchebags with the I.Q. of 25 everyday, such as yourself, and no, my Sq. leader does not "pick on" the lesser ranking enlisted men, because I'm pretty sure he's a little above acting like a 2 year old bitch like you do.

You crack me up man, you are backed into a corner and now you have nowhere to go, and you are desperately trying to climb your way out of this deep grave you have dug to no avail.

Go play in traffic.
 
So, i guess i missed it, but why is the car in NH, and you're in AZ?

And i double checked that there's no fucking way you can beat someone's ass in NH....seeing as you are 2700 miles from new hampshire. (Yes, i did look up your IP address. Tell senor Cox i says hi).
 
I was going to post the g-maps screen shot of his house on street view but apparently Google didn't record for that area. It is 50 mins away. This might require some investigation lol
 
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