The Sammiches thread that used to be Chunk Norris Jokes

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man, i could never be in the armed services. my dad tells too many horror stories about vietnam and my grandpa is all fucked up from iwo jima.
 
car in nh and im in az

the car is in nh where i actually live i am here in arizona for school im going to uti. whats ur mos kid like i said pog. And as for iq what did u get on ur asvab for a score bet ur gonna lie about it and as for being in a corner no im not in a corner people just keep questioning me and im answering them as they come but there are way to many to keep up with. i know what i have, but yall seem to keep thinking im lieng. And as for the car being in nh didnt say the car was at the house but try to come get it. pretty sure im protected from theft seing how the car is under our house in the basement where the other 3 cars are and we got an alarm and 2 dogs that bark at everything that moves
 
no the train station is next to my house just like longbranch resturant is like 2 min walking distance and supreme house of pizza/ teddys lounge is another 2 min walking distance here lte me download google earth and ill fucking post it ehre for u
 
who are you calling a pog?! you're the pog! check it out, hero. "p.o.g." stands for "personel other than grunt." and last time i fucking checked, engineers aren't grunts. infantry are grunts, ass-hat. just shut your damn mouth already you lazy ass fobbit
 
whats ur mos kid like i said pog. And as for iq what did u get on ur asvab for a score bet ur gonna lie about it

And as for the car being in nh didnt say the car was at the house but try to come get it. pretty sure im protected from theft seing how the car is under our house in the basement where the other 3 cars are and we got an alarm and 2 dogs that bark at everything that moves

11B, and an 87.

And I'm glad you just told everyone exactly where the car is, and what security measures are would prevent someone from getting to it.
 
who are you calling a pog?! you're the pog! check it out, hero. "p.o.g." stands for "personel other than grunt." and last time i fucking checked, engineers aren't grunts. infantry are grunts, ass-hat. just shut your damn mouth already you lazy ass fobbit


hahahaha, I was just going to leave that alone, glad you picked up on it.
 
yes that is what pog stands for very good and combat engineer thank u. 21b we do route clearance. and pog is commonly refered to as people who dont go out the wire in case u are a pog
 
me a fobbit sorry infantry made that term up and i have an original recording of the song but ok any ways how many ieds have u detonated how many dismounts do u have under ur belt how many rpg attacks have u been under.
 
yes that is what pog stands for very good and combat engineer thank u. 21b we do route clearance. and pog is commonly refered to as people who dont go out the wire in case u are a pog

no, no, no, hero. fobbit, is the one that doesn't leave the fob or outside the wire. your inteligence is astounding.
 
im 11B, hero. and i am starting shit because i am sick and fucking tired of cock smokers like you claiming you're somthing you're not. i dismounted everyday with my bitch. too many small arms attacks to count and over 20 ied's
 

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and its cool if thats true but 95 percent of infantry in the army go out about once a month and thats it. 20 ieds how many did u get hit by cause im alot more than that
 
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