dilbeckskate
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Cars that make you...
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cjvictoria
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who the fuck is this guy, the new E solsi?
dilbeckskate
infamous
you just have shit taste in cars
cjvictoria
Active Member
I dont see the need to explain my e solsi reference. but to E, it was just a joke to point out how dickskayt tries to be like you, but fails...
dilbeckskate
infamous
how am I trying too be like anyone ?
cjvictoria
Active Member
1. Brozone Layer
Any area in which there is an unusually high prevalence of Bros. These wastebags can be easily recognized by their flat-brimmed skateboard hats, board shorts, and lack of a job, or any motivation in life. The Brozone layer is unusually thick in San Diego, specifically down in Pacific Beach at establishments like Moondoggies. A brozone layer can be very disorienting, and often leads smoking hot girls to date these losers.
Fitness: Yo Chuck, we gotta get out of here I can barely breathe.
Chuck: I know, the brozone layer in here is so thick I can't even see.
Fitness: I know, the joke will be on these bro's in ten years when they are still skateboarding at the beach, collecting welfare.
Any area in which there is an unusually high prevalence of Bros. These wastebags can be easily recognized by their flat-brimmed skateboard hats, board shorts, and lack of a job, or any motivation in life. The Brozone layer is unusually thick in San Diego, specifically down in Pacific Beach at establishments like Moondoggies. A brozone layer can be very disorienting, and often leads smoking hot girls to date these losers.
Fitness: Yo Chuck, we gotta get out of here I can barely breathe.
Chuck: I know, the brozone layer in here is so thick I can't even see.
Fitness: I know, the joke will be on these bro's in ten years when they are still skateboarding at the beach, collecting welfare.
dilbeckskate
infamous
im 21 years old, have owned 38 cars, have had a full time job since I was 18, leasing my own house, currently own 2 cars,living on my own, ive actually have my shit together unlike most my age, fuck ive got $1500 in tools
92stoccord
Big Member
You know thats a geo metro right?
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That makes them a pro-shateboarder, right? Paid to skate?
dilbeckskate
infamous
same chassis, totally different powerplant, totally different suspension, 1.3 16v sub 1700lb car, bet its fun
suzuki swift gti UNIKO negro 1.3 16 valvulas - Tortuguitas - Autos
cjvictoria
Active Member
dude, im 23 owned 4 cars which i paid off. how the fuck are you 21 and had 38 cars? I call bull shit. and besides, who the fuck brags about cars they USED to have? lol
dilbeckskate
infamous
38 cars all bought and paid for by me, side note all private party transactions, and under $3k vehicles, but 110% have owned 38 cars, ive got no reason too lie
Now that's a beauty! Bravo sir...
