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WERD!
My grandmas SS checks after she retired at 66 due to medical issues is like $150 a month no lie.
WTF i just did a search on comcast here and it isnt on until like 6pm. I thought it was on all the channels all at the same time, now I have to wait until 6 while you guys are watching it now? im sad now
my sister sent me an email....
>>Break into your house
>>
>>Let's say I break into your house...
>>
>>An older lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!
>>
>>
>>
>>It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.
>>
>>"Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country
>>protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of
>>illegal
>>immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own
>>borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here,
>>to
>>stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking
>>behind
>>these protests.
>>
>>Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in
>>your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds
>>and
>>washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors; I've done all
>>the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for
>>when I broke into your house).
>>
>>According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you must add
>>me
>>to your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide other
>>benefits
>>to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard work because he too
>>is
>>hard-working and honest, except for that breaking-in part). If you try to
>>call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket
>>your house carrying signs that proclaim my right to be there.
>>
>>It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and
>>I'm
>>just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person,
>>except
>>for ... well, you know.
>>
>>And what a deal it is for me!! I live in your house, contributing only a
>>fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it
>>without being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being an
>>anti-housebreaker. Oh yeah, I want you to learn my language so you can
>>communicate with me".
>>
>>Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?! Only in America ... if you
>>agree, pass it on ( in English). Share it if you see the value of it as a
>>good smile. If not blow it off along with your future Social Security
>>funds, and a lot of other things
post the funniest quote from tonights speech and i'll make jeffie fed ex you some food