no kayaks for me!
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good man, keep yourself checked out
I went kayaking once, but came up clear.
hahhahhaha thats hilarious. The part about you having to hold it while she prodded you with a q tip. was she an obese black lady? I dunno why, but obese black women always make things funnier..
i dunno if this applies to cock docking with a qtip, but in general foshoI dunno why, but obese black women always make things funnier..
so total, you getting these tests cause you're getting married?
did she run that fucking line about "ok you might feel a slight discomfort the next time you pee"
which actually means "ok now as soon as you leave this room you are going to need to piss like you've been drinking all night, and when you do, you are going to feel the most uncomfortable burning sensation that you have ever likely experienced. the bathroom in the waiting area has handicap bars in it, those are not for handicap people, they are there because once you feel the 'slight discomfort' your knees are going to buckle and you will need to grab onto the handicap bar to keep from collapsing in a pile on the floor and pissing all over yourself"
slight discomfort my ass
I was told my camera takes shitty photos, so no.
I didn't have to pee but I suppose the burning sensation was much like what the describe as a symptom of clap - which if I had to deal with on a daily basis, I would sprint my butt down to the local clinic.
I was driving home and felt like I was carrying a ball of fire in my lap. I was surprised that last night after I 'finished' for the first time since the test that it didn't feel any different. I'm thankful for that.