Biggest Girl Turn-off's

[Tonyd0821]

Originally posted by shuturmowth@Sep 18 2003, 11:46 PM
I replied to a joke khrisb made, telling about how i met a chick at a house party that got broken up, when i was sellin drugs, and how i hopped a fence with her on our first "date" and then i dont really know what happened, ppl started talkin about me treating my girls like shit, and how they wouldnt want to date me, and how sleepergtx wanted to fight me and a whole bunch of stupid drama that really doesnt matter because its all on the internet... (insert B's pic of the special olympics runner here)

ah.

your pimp hand is strong my friend.

 

[94RedSiGal]

Originally posted by shuturmowth@Sep 19 2003, 12:29 AM
Yea and im turned off by girls that dont suck dick too... if a girl doesnt know how to slob the knob they should be sent to a camp or something...

LOL, shall we go for round two??

As long as your oral skills are equally as satisfying... then that seems to be a reasonable request to me. B)

 

[Tonyd0821]

Originally posted by 94RedSiGal+Sep 19 2003, 12:01 AM-->

shuturmowth

@Sep 19 2003, 12:29 AM
Yea and im turned off by girls that dont suck dick too... if a girl doesnt know how to slob the knob they should be sent to a camp or something...

LOL, shall we go for round two??

As long as your oral skills are equally as satisfying... then that seems to be a reasonable request to me. B)

are we soliciting offers?

 

[shuturmowth]

Yea and for when 91redsigal gets back the reason I got pissed, is because people were takin what i said way out of context, and puttin ME up on the chopping block because of a simple post... and im not going to say that money isn't a HUGE influence on people, if you haven't noticed, there are millions of people out there taking huge risks, and breaking morality in the persuance of money. And really i dont host NA meetings for fun... and i will never go around thinking I am better than the people who are there because they sell drugs. I can't lose sight of the fact that money was a legitimate reason for me selling drugs, because the bottom line is, for these kids, and me not long ago, the money was more than enough reason to sell drugs...

 

[shuturmowth]

Really, come on.... you reamed me about the smallest of details on fence hopping, and your going to over look the whole sending of chicks to camp

Ohh, and my oral skills are quoted to be "awesomely satisfying"- Sandra W.
"it was so good I thought I was going to throw my back out thrusting my hips in ecstasy"- robyn
and
"eh"- Andrew's mother

lol jk, but i am told that i can hang with the best of them (all of which are females)

 

[shuturmowth]

SexualfavorSwap.com anyone?????

How many head credits does a stock spa treatment come with??

 

[94RedSiGal]

Well then... what sort of camp were you planning to send then to? A concentration camp?


Specifics please... there are all sorts of camps, you know.

 

[shuturmowth]

I was thinkin somewhere along the lines of Camp Juggy, or porn camp, or for the really bad cases, dun dun duhhhhh BAND CAMP!!!

ohh and really does anyone know how many bj's come with a spa treatment??? I bought my gf a 5 pack of spa gift certificates, its like the full treatment, takes like 5hrs or something like that...

 

[posol]

i went to band camp 4 years straight

 

[Airjockie]

"This one time....at band camp...."

 

[djyox]

I HATE STINKY PUSSY!

EDIT: PAGE 7....yeah thats right its

 

[Slo86GT]

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Sep 19 2003, 03:48 AM
i went to band camp 4 years straight

2 here... jsut to get ou tof my PE credits for High Skool...

Trumpet/Tuba during concert season... how about you?

 

[posol]

saxophonr

 

[djyox]

Why can't all women be perfect???????????

 

[posol]

lol thats a great pic. hahahahahaahahah

 

[djyox]

maybe I'll start a picture war....some of the funnest pictures I'e ever seen have been from this site...

 

[jamesA]

Originally posted by Tonyd0821+Sep 19 2003, 04:00 AM-->

Originally posted by sleepergtx@Sep 18 2003, 10:57 PM

Originally posted by Tonyd0821@Sep 19 2003, 03:51 AM
sleepergtx

@Sep 18 2003, 10:42 PM
well seeing as how I'm 21, I tend to look for the 19-25 year old chicks. Any girl my age or older, doesn't want anything to do with me...they want older guys. Any girl that's below 20 is just too ditzy (at least any girl I've taken out).

I hate this city...I guess I'm screwed till I get older.

dude, its not your age....

its who you are/are not personally that makes them not want you.

my best advice to you is to just find a chick to date, then use her as experience....

and build on it.

only way you are going to be able to get the kinda chicks you want.....

experience.

I know I know. but the problem is I can't seem to find any chicks in this town to date. Every chick I've asked out or wanted to ask out (and talked to later) said they thought I was cute, but wouldn't date me for some stupid reason or another. All the bullshit I've been through just made me concentrate on work and on my car, I never could catch a break.

But now that I have a nice car and money to go out on dates, (I wouldn't take me out on a date in my POS Escort)...I have no time to do it.

no offense, but i dont forsee your situation changing anytime soon.

give it a few years, youll grow up and provided that you are taking care of your shit....

youll be beating chicks off of you with a stick.

it sucks, deal with it, get some more experience and move on.


dont ask me how i know this....just trust me.

Yeah, I don't see my future changing either. I work 60 hrs a week, and all 7 days a week between the two jobs i Have...no time to go out anymore.

 

[posol]

Originally posted by djyox@Sep 19 2003, 07:22 AM
maybe I'll start a picture war....some of the funnest pictures I'e ever seen have been from this site...

its been done before. you wont beat afi punk.. end of story.

3000 of his nearly 4000 are stupid pictures

 

[zcrex]

I think that us girls like a nice guy who... knows how to dress (a little edgy and with style) and takes charge in a way that is not caveman-like. Dancing skills are a plus. Listening skills are good too, but also having some cool interests of your own to present. No guys on the rebound, or ones who are players.

So you sit with a girl all night and listen to her politely, well that's cool, but sometimes we think that all you want is to be only friends. Or... some of you nice guys come across as too desperate and needy as you hang on to our every word. You need to exude some confidence, and to be comfortable and complete on your own. It's all about striking a balance...


and being a clean non-smoker too. lol. [/quote]
you don't want a player yet you describe one???? hmmmmmm

 

[posol]

^^^^-- makes a valid point

any guy that can dance is either gay, or is in the club enough where he bangs a new chick every weekend.