Car parks itself. Female drivers rejoice!

[Celerity]

you're not done yet, apparently until we say you're done.

As far as women running from me - Are you sure about that ?

 

[Smarnash]

Her name is Emily Adams. She's a pop/rock singer/songwriter from Sacramento. The picture was taken in front of the State Capitol just before playing to a crowd of 15,000.



Didn't get offended by that at all. How on Earth did you come to that conclusion?

So I missed it. I guess I am retarded. Oh well, at least women don't run in fear of how I look.

Ok, I'm seriously done now.

Dude, you got a goatee and facial hair that any muslim would be proud of.

You got bright red lips that are reminiscent of Osama Bin Laden. In fact, I want to see a side by side comparison, as your facial features make you a white version of Osama.

I take one look at you and I don't know whether to ask you for directions to the Phish concert or not open any packages i receive in the mail.

Uhhh, I think you might want to look in a mirror before you start throwing stones.

 

[reckedracing]

ask you for directions to the Phish concert

ah hahahaha
god damn hippys

and as for the blond... IDB

 

[get_nick]

new avatar post. hahahaha

^_^

 

[Capt. Orygun]

Who's the fucking hot chick on the Menudo reunion tour?