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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by jeffie7, Jul 26, 2004.

  1. jeffie7

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    :wtf: is it?
     
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    pick him up and put him next to your face and take a pic so i can get an idea of how big it is
     
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    FUCK THAT, kill that damn beast.........I killed two this morning that were running on my windshield.
     
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    Wolf spider? :blink:
     
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    DAMN that mother fuckers big.

    did you kill it?
     
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    This looks (kinda) like it.
    I'm guessing the size is based off of body and not legs.


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    Welp Im suitin up I have my jeans on put some shoes on and first thing I Saw with long sleeves is my leather jacket lol so Im going out and hopfully finding him in the same spot so I can hear the crunch/splast/smush/squirt when whatever large object I find hits him um her um it

    This sucks not even a 2x4 will cover the body..... blah


    Sigh... nothing to be found =`(

    so that brings up the question....

    where did it go? can you find waldo the spider?

    http://www.hondaswap.com/forums/index.php?...image&img=16172

    Also here's a picture of what my backyard looks like

    http://www.hondaswap.com/forums/index.php?...image&img=16173

    Sigh.. I'm always in the garage with nothing but boxers on. Who needs shoes, shirt, or pants? anyways I might think twice about that again now that I have a friend running around.

    bah I should have killed it when I had the chance =(

    I do have to say I acted like a girl when I was just out there looking for it. We have tons of spider crickets here and there was a few jumping around on the floor everytime one would jump at me I would jump like a pansey lol
    I reached over to the post where he was to life up a box and ended up sticking my hand right into a spider web that also made me jump back...

    Keep in mind I'm the person who is called when spiders/insects are found the house or work. I pick them up and play around with them to freak my family/coworkers out but this thing..... it was way past the point of me wanting to be playful with it
     
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    That's fucking sweet.
     
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    This sounds exactly like me. I have massive arachniphobia. :lol: :unsure:
     
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    The thing is I do not have problems with spiders Im always messing with them and scaring my coworkers =) it's fun lol!

    but check this out



    now look at this

    http://www.rochedalss.eq.edu.au/reclusebitethumb.htm

    Keep in mind I'm sure that is a bad case but shit.. it still happens

    P.S this is a 2 year old recluse spider bite http://home.texoma.net/~linesden/bite2yr.jpg
     
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    revolution8k (11:43:57 PM): thats disgusting, disturbing, but badass at the same time.

    :eek:
     
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    my jaw is still dropped after seeing some of those pictures.

    Brown recluses are scary as hell. I have heard of people having to have lims amputated from them!

    Makes me want to sleep in a bubble tonight.
     
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    For FUCKING Shizzle!!!!


    After reading that shit, I get all paranoid and now I think things are crawling on me. EEEK!!! What was that......
     
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    :lol:


    Just remember you eat like 5 spiders a year in your sleep =)

    :lol:


    BTW just remember I found one just like the spider pictured in my garage just smaller IN MY SHEETS about a year ago.


     
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    thank god I'm on the west coast... I hate spiders much less spiders that make you look like a zombie :x
     
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    Damn right!!!

    I'm that fucker that watches "Operation" on the learning channel. Those pics were badassery at it's finest Jeffie!!!!! :lol:
     
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    Dude I sooooo love watching shows that show the inside of an OR everynow and then you get to see boobies =)

    BTW my mom use to work in the OR she was so happy when I came home with a bike I believe the convo went something like this.

    Jeff: So um I was thinking about getting a bike.
    mom: you will have to move out first
    jeff: um why I pay rent?
    mom: you will have to move out
    jeff: oh so um I was really thinking about getting a bike
    mom: you know how I feel about them I see people come in all the time from bike crashes missing limbs and being torn wide open.
    jeff: so shit happens
    mom: no I don't want you to have one
    jeff: so um what if I told you it was in the garage right now?

    Bahahahahaha

    I've put up with her telling me no you can't have a bike for like 6 years so what do I do? buy it and put it in the garage then tell her later on lol

    what can she do about it? kick me out of the house and lose my rent money! I tell her straight up all the time if I get pissed off at something.

    I will get my own place if need be

    anyways um I highjacked my own post... DOH!
     
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    hahaha... been there.. done that!

    They learn to accept it over time.

    :thumbsup:
     
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    man im scared of spiders too. i never go in the garage. just the other day i saw a spider at blockbuster, picked up a dvd case and just smashed it right there. it was some sort of jumping spider. cant stand them. ive taken a shotgun to a spider one time cuz i was too scared to get close to it.
     
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