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Creeped out - AIM convo of the week

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Celerity, Nov 18, 2006.

  1. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Sep 11, 2003
    EDIT: Divided into sections to point out the funny.

    CrimsonGuardJay (7:30:20 PM): wait for the bell wait for the bell wait for the bell wait for the bell
    TheSutrix (7:31:07 PM): I work at burger king I wear paper hats .... oh would you like some apple pie ? Would you like some apple pie ?
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:32:01 PM): (w/ that)

    TheSutrix (7:32:05 PM): Leonids tonight
    TheSutrix (7:32:10 PM): oh damn
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:32:13 PM): right.
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:32:22 PM): would you liek some apple pie with that
    TheSutrix (7:32:29 PM): yeah yeah yeah I don't give a fuck
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:32:33 PM): ...
    TheSutrix (7:32:45 PM): I'll tell you why Idon't give a fuck
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:32:54 PM): cuz bk doesnt have apple pies?
    TheSutrix (7:32:57 PM): my friend has these two girls that I swear he's fucking along with his 26 year old wife
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:33:04 PM): ahhhh
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:33:06 PM): lucky him
    TheSutrix (7:33:10 PM): one lives there and "can't wait till I become legal"
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:33:10 PM): how old are said girls?
    TheSutrix (7:33:22 PM): and the other had her 21st birthday today "I want you to give me my first drink"
    TheSutrix (7:33:36 PM): and they started laughing about how she learned to give perfect blow jobs
    TheSutrix (7:33:43 PM): the other is 17
    TheSutrix (7:33:57 PM): and they have sex parties with the neighborhood
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:34:25 PM): oh my
    TheSutrix (7:34:54 PM): and I'm totally pissed off
    TheSutrix (7:35:01 PM): when I leave there I want to drive my truck off a cliff
    TheSutrix (7:35:10 PM): oh and this 21 year old chick.. is a waitress
    TheSutrix (7:35:23 PM): and clears,.... reliably, $900 to $1100 a week
    TheSutrix (7:35:33 PM): and she's dumb as a box of hammers
    TheSutrix (7:36:45 PM): and if I were alone with her, and so inclined, I get her clothes off in 10 minutes.
    TheSutrix (7:36:52 PM): and it kills me
    TheSutrix (7:36:54 PM): absolutely kills me

    TheSutrix (7:37:44 PM): last night I went to my gay friend's party
    TheSutrix (7:37:48 PM): his house is gorgeous
    TheSutrix (7:37:52 PM): like, HGTV quality
    TheSutrix (7:37:57 PM): antiques, beautiful wood work,
    TheSutrix (7:38:01 PM): billiards room
    TheSutrix (7:38:03 PM): art
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:38:11 PM): ah
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:38:17 PM): how does he make this bling?
    TheSutrix (7:38:22 PM): 200 gallon fishtank, 100 gallon salt water tank, 150ish gallon tank
    TheSutrix (7:38:25 PM): and koi outside
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:38:33 PM): mmhmmm
    TheSutrix (7:38:35 PM): astroturf yard. Yes... astroturf
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:38:38 PM): status symbols galore.
    TheSutrix (7:38:38 PM): but ...
    TheSutrix (7:38:43 PM): he's got gay art everywhere
    TheSutrix (7:38:57 PM): of course playbills and broadway pictures
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:39:11 PM): he
    TheSutrix (7:39:14 PM): but he's got these huge black and whites of naked men and asses and phallus statues everywhere
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:39:23 PM): do you understand how these guys work?
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:39:28 PM): their fuckin demnted
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:39:53 PM): they have fuckin "parties" where they invite like dozens of fags over and fuck for a whoel weekend
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:40:01 PM): thats why they need huge houses
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:40:07 PM): its sick man...
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:40:20 PM): they literally live everywhere but ive been to a few of these houses...
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:40:23 PM): estate sales...
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:40:32 PM): you wouldnt believe the shit you can find int here

    TheSutrix (7:40:33 PM): hahah
    TheSutrix (7:40:40 PM): I've been pasting my comments from this window into another window
    TheSutrix (7:40:44 PM): so I can have two conversations
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:40:48 PM): a picture book that could potentially put the catholic church in new england out of business forever.
    TheSutrix (7:40:49 PM): one with my friend in New Zealand
    TheSutrix (7:40:53 PM): so I've been pasting all this shit
    TheSutrix (7:41:06 PM): ....into the wrong window. So my dad is totally intrigued by the conversation

    CrimsonGuardJay (7:41:43 PM): ah
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:42:04 PM): another thing abotu gays is...
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:42:08 PM): always groups of threes.
    TheSutrix (7:42:13 PM): this guy is single
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:42:14 PM): sometimes 2

    TheSutrix (7:42:20 PM): oh my god
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:42:22 PM): but you see them hanging in 3s
    TheSutrix (7:42:34 PM): you mean I played pool on a man-jizzed eyes-wide-shut pool table ?
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:42:36 PM): usually you got two 35-45 yr olds...
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:42:39 PM): nto attractive
    TheSutrix (7:42:47 PM): maybe THAT'S why the pool cues had never been chalked
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:42:47 PM): and one stud, heavily muscled guy age 30-35...
    TheSutrix (7:42:50 PM): oooohh creepy
    CrimsonGuardJay (7:43:07 PM): dude, they probably all fucked in every single room you were in.
    Last edited: Nov 18, 2006
  2. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    Oct 4, 2002
    True shit. Many gay friends would confirm this if I were to ask them these awkard questions.
  3. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Sep 11, 2003
    Before we played pool, I had to level the table .... "The table has never been levelled" he said.

    Now I know why. icky icky icky
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