Dustin_m
Member
well dead baby jokes atleast...
most are probably old, but still funny
Whats better than one dead baby in a trash can??
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
How do you stop a baby swinging from a cloth line?
A shovel.
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a pizza?
I dont come all over a pizza before I eat it.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
how do you fit a baby in a shoebox?
a blender
How do you get a dead baby out of a shoebox?
Tostitos! (I dont get that?)
Whats the hardest part about seeing a dead baby on the beach?
Hiding your erection.
how long does it take to paint a wall?
depends how hard you throw the dead baby
most are probably old, but still funny
Whats better than one dead baby in a trash can??
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
How do you stop a baby swinging from a cloth line?
A shovel.
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a pizza?
I dont come all over a pizza before I eat it.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
how do you fit a baby in a shoebox?
a blender
How do you get a dead baby out of a shoebox?
Tostitos! (I dont get that?)
Whats the hardest part about seeing a dead baby on the beach?
Hiding your erection.
how long does it take to paint a wall?
depends how hard you throw the dead baby