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  1. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

    Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages of condolence from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

    The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read

    To:My Loving Wife
    Subject: I've Arrived
    Date: 16 January 2004
    I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

    P.S. Sure is hot down here!

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    Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while

    they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped

    into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

    Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled

    Jim out.



    When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she

    immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now

    considered her to be mentally stable.



    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news

    and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were

    able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life

    of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound

    mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself

    with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom, right after you saved him. I am

    so sorry, but he's dead."



    Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.....How

    soon can I go home?"
     
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