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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Dustin_m, Jan 7, 2007.

  1. Dustin_m

    Dustin_m Active Member

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  2. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    chacha, old news... they do look ups for you about anything....

    like there's an actual person there. please. its all scripted.
     
  3. Dustin_m

    Dustin_m Active Member

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    the site wasn't the funny part, it was the stuff they were saying to them;.
     
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    Seany-izzle New Member

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    My guide booted me off.. went something like this.

    Them: Welcome to ChaCha.
    Me: What do you think this horrible and painful burning sensation when i urinate is?
    Them: Are these results sufficient?
    Me: No, my dick is burning. I dont have a urinary tract infection, my pee is burning my dick off!

    Then I got booted.
     
  5. eg6sir

    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    ^^^ hahaha.. i'm sure i can get booted after one phrase.. i gotta think of something good and i'll hit it up .. then post it.. lol
     
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    hcivic.com Senior Member

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    can't tell if real or not im guess its a bot?
     
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    I got booted again.. i was trying to look for cockrings... so my cocks can fight eachother. I said cock about 15 times. the damn thing didnt even find anything!!! All i said was i wanted a ring for my cocks thats not too tight so they can still move around and breathe...
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    i can sell you a cockring. :)
     
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    hahaah i bet you can. Sorry but i dont do used cock rings. :D I gave the bot a size that i was looking for.. something 6x6 :p but nooooo they had to boot me.
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Type "Who the hell is Celerity?", go to Page 2 - entry 20.
     
  11. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    wow this is the coolest helper ive had there yet... most get all offended and close the session if you start talking about shit like this

    Status: Connected to guide: KimE
    KimE: Welcome to ChaCha!
    KimE: hello
    You: hi i want to make my junk bigger
    KimE: lol
    You: can you help me
    KimE: ok
    KimE: no problem
    KimE: sure!
    KimE: one minute while I search- you have a way with words you know!
    You: im talking cartoonishly huge... i want that thing to scare people
    KimE: hahaha- ok
    KimE: theres one link for you- hang on while I get you a few more
    You: cool thanks
    You: in your oppinion how big would it have to be to invoke fear in someone?
    KimE: is this what you were looking for?
    KimE: 9 inches
    KimE: Are these results sufficient?
    KimE: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
    You: allset thanks
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    9 inches ? I'm goddam vaginal armageddon.
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    It's a real person

    Status: Looking for a guide ...
    Status: Connected to guide: TimothyM
    TimothyM: Welcome to ChaCha!
    You: Hey Tim
    TimothyM: Hey
    You: Listen, I really need help
    TimothyM: what can I find for you?
    You: I need a first generation Lotus Esprit for sale in my area
    You: there are never any Lotuses in my area
    TimothyM: Sure one moment please
    You: Ok.
    You: Hey.. How does this company make any money ?
    TimothyM: what area are you in?
    You: and how ... oh, I'm in Connecticut
    TimothyM: Same as any search engine - companies pay to be listed and advertise
    You: I'll go to NY, PA, MA, RI, NH, VT, what have you
    You: oh neat.
    TimothyM: Ok one moment please
    You: I've heard alot about this cat... Oh, can I ask you multiple things ?
    TimothyM: yes you can
    You: Sweet. I've heard alot about this cat "Celerity" on forums, websites, newssites and the such
    You: he's like some kind of .. I dunno... Kaiser Soza.
    TimothyM: ahuh
    TimothyM: Ok
    You: can you tell me who he is, or what the hell the big deal is ?
    TimothyM: I don't know of him but I can find out :)
    You: danke
    You: do you guys speak all languages ? Have a translator ? English only ?
    TimothyM: I speak a few languages
    TimothyM: I can't talk on behalf of other guides though
    You: Niice... like what ?
    TimothyM: I speak Spanish, German, Japanese
    You: Wow.. I'm trying to learn German and some Japanese. I'm up to remembering Katakana now, but have no grasp on the actual spoken language. German seems easy enough.
    TimothyM: The problem with Japanese
    TimothyM: is that it's very gender specific
    TimothyM: and even then it gets complicated
    You: Turkish is worse
    TimothyM: I can imagine
    You: anyway, any luck on the Lotus thig ?
    TimothyM: who is Celerity
    TimothyM: Yep
    You: ah yes.. Celerity
    TimothyM: check your list - there should be at least 3 results for you
    You: if he owns a Lotus I'll freak
    You: I See Lotus stuff
    TimothyM: lol
    You: oh my GOD t
    You: that's so funny. I almost bought this Lotus
    TimothyM: Did I mess up?
    You: just outside of the pictures is a huge tear in the driver's seat
    You: I offered him $14k for it and he told me to pound sand
    TimothyM: Oh that's awful. Conveniently not in the picture!
    You: "1984 Lotus Esprit..... For Sale" link
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    And the profile for this chick "Celerity" that he showed me was hawt.
     
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