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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by webink_EK9, Nov 19, 2004.

  1. webink_EK9

    webink_EK9 Senior Member

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    Anyway a friend of mine is emailing this chick to ask her out on a date. He's bringing a video camera and is going to try the bang bus approach. He says she fits the semi-retarded profile that he's been looking for. Read her profile...This is sad if this is for real.

    Stupid Girl

    I'll post the video if he gets it!
     
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    ok thats burnt and there aint shit at that link really.

    Bang bus, bang bus ,bang bus,bang bus. Gooooooooooo Filthy

    Filthy was born L33t
     
  3. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    she needs to learn how to spell and her picture on there looks like one of those you get at Glamor Shots at the mall. but yeah she seems dumb...LOL
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    this is going to be fucking great.


    that pic is Tracy Gold from 1986.

    your friend is fucked.
     
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    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    huh?


    edit:



    hehehehehehe
     
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    DarkHand Senior Member VIP

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    Somebody post the profile and pic up here, I'm not about to make a match.com profile.

    If it's Tracy Gold in the pic, I wanna see the results of the video taping. :D

    ::camera rolling, rings doorbell at girl's house::
    ::filty old fat man in a stained tank top and no pants opens the door::
    "Hey sweetie, come on in!"
    ::camera drops to ground, footsteps heard, car starts and peels out::
     
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    You have to be shitting me! I'm not saying a word because he called me this morning and said she sounds as dumb on the phone as she does in her profile. They're "going out" tonight! He did talk to her and it was a girl, at least he thinks it was a girl.
     
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    webink_EK9 Senior Member

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    You've gotta read her profile...
     
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    Let us all pray that stupidity isn't an STD...

    Good luck though! :thumbsup:
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Hi. I'm majoring in college.






    that was thebest match ad, ever.
     
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    why would any one use a website like that to met a chick for any purpose any ways
     
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    sounds like you're not into womanizing :thumbsdown:
     
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    im married ..
     
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    EXtremeAccord Senior Member

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    I met a girl via OkCupid.com about a month ago... drove 45 minutes, boned like monkeys for a few hours... spent the night... woke up and boned again, came home... haven't heard from her since*.






    *Which means, I haven't returned her calls.
     
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    lol why not .. go "bone like a monkey" again and leave her alone for a while
     
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    I have too many... "loose ends" in town that I have to take care of.
     
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    Either that, or she looks like a dude ;)
     
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    i did it once. it was a fucking joke. lol
     
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