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Got summoned, but it was funny as hell,

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  1. 92civicb18b1

    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    Iight,

    This is just a fucked up story and my abstenence plan failed.

    I went to work, after work I was meeting up with a friend. We went and grabbed some pizza and made our way to this theatre. It was like 3 PM so there were only a few people there. So we're in there, blah blah. Some time goes by and I wanted her to give me some head. There we were in the theatre, I'm getting head and there's maybe 4-5 other people there. She decided that she wanted to go all out, we went up to the balcony thing since no one was there. We start doing our thing in the last row on the 2nd floor balcony. About 10 mins later, we were greeted by theatre security and notified the police were comming. We scambled and made ourselve presentable. The uncooked bacon thought it was pretty funny, he still cited us for public lewdness. The cop said he may not submit it, because it was the funniest thing he's had a call on in a while. It was worth it.

    EDIT***I used a condom.
     
  2. civicious

    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    You need more than a condom. You need a vasectomy.
     
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    adnoh Senior Member

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    shit man.....you give a whole new meaning to the phrase "god gave men two heads, and only enough blood to run one of them at a time"
     
  4. 92civicb18b1

    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    i used a condom...it didn't break...actually i didn't even finish.

    I should be good on this one.

    I never got caught by parents, only authorities. I've gotten caught multiple times by police. Got caught getting head in ISS when I was in school, in the bathroom when I was in summer school, I dunno.
     
  5. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    wait, you used a condom to get head????
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Nope, he used a condom to shag her.

    Nope, he used a condom to shag her.
     
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    allbottledup Senior Member

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    lol whats up with the double post.
     
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    he needs more than a vasectomy... after all, his would probably correct itself.
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    Reading > Brian

    Self Control > 92Civic
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    hey guess what? slushbox is trashed again and finds this shit hilarious. sucks the cops were involved though.
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    nothing got pregenate here...just move along folks...nothin to see here..../maybury police voice
     
  14. 92civicb18b1

    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    lol....

    it was all her, I would have been fine with some head, and that probably wouldn't have been as noticeable.
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Do you think anyone here knows what Maybury is ?!
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    You would have to have been born yesterday to not know. I was just watching the Andy Griffith show yesterday. :)
     
  17. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    i had no clue, until you reminded me.
     
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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    Me and my girlfriend were seen in her truck in the back of an elementary school...:ph34r: Not by a cop though, just a couple walking by with their kids. :ph34r: :ph34r:
     
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    Maybury is the city. Gosh. You give us no credit.
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Same here! lol.. We were shagging in the back of my s-10 in the middle of the elementary playground when a old beat up chevy apache comes flying off the road and right toward us! we jumped in my truck and hauled ass.. They chased us for a bit, but I lost em.. That was actually fun as hell... Still wondering why the hell they were chasing us though... :ph34r:
     
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