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Hondaswap Member Review: Formby

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Celerity, Nov 1, 2006.

  1. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    I just woke up. At 2 pm. Man, I was out all night last night here in the Orlando area. I met this crazy kid named Formby. You might know him.

    We (My Girlfriend and I) Showed up to meet him at his house. We had planned to go out for dinner. The First thing Formby offered us was a drink from some of his Venezuelan Rum. Flash forward to the end of the bottle : My Girlfriend was crying on the floor, JP's hand was bleeding and I was wearing one of his t-shirts . That was some good stuff.

    JP has this shapeless little Pug (He posted pictures before) but my girlfriend fell in love with the little thing so much, and I guess the Rum went straight to her medula Oblongata or something and she was petting him saying how cute he was. JP Took an injury in the kitchen whilst holding an 18" chrome wheel. This happens to real car guys, all the time. Once I burned myself on a 2 stroke valve head in my kitchen, when I removed it from the oven and slipped. Anyway - We went out to catch some dinner when JP's wife came home - and to check out some of his toys. What a life - Nice EK Hatch, and a (For this NorthEast guy) flawless CRX Shell, ready for the goodies that were laying around. Everything is clean, everything is ready. Nice job !

    So we went to the restaurant and continued the party. From the moment we met, Formby is really friendly, well spoken and always has something nice to say (Like you can see with his posts) . He's always like that. I got home at about 3am.

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    I don't think he's drunk here.

    JP was more than helpful showing us around.. Drawing a little map about what kinds of local sites to see. Here we see our pencil-scratching on the temple wall hieroglyphs:

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    Our scholars have examined this parchment and recognise it NOT as a map, but as a lay-out of Formby's life. Some symbols are easily understood: "~~~~~" Means there was a flood. "D" shapes represent the "Disney Character" which translates literally to "You've gone too far. Any farther and large amounts of money will be paid out" While talking to Formby, our tour guide, much mention was made of BMW's "i-Drive". Intriguing to say the least. It appears that the scroll was signed "Kisses and Love - J-PF"

    Anyways, Greetings from Orlando -
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    Formby is a killer - He rocks. If ever you get a chance to come down and meet up with him you won't be disappointed. And should he be in your area, take him out for a good time.

    And try to get him to bring that fat pug.
     
  2. formby

    formby learning in progress

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    thanks bro youre the man... ill be going up north to visit soon


    gotta go to a meeting ...peace
     
  3. B16RacerN2NR

    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    you 2 look like the oddest couple...I guess opposites do attract...

    good to hear that you guys had fun though.
     
  4. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    lol. member reviews? do we need a new forum? :p

    if you're in the area, hit us up. i'm not far from steve...
     
  5. smarty009

    smarty009 Senior Member

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    sweet man...sounds like yall had a good time...ill have to get ahold of formby if i ever go down that way...hmmm...if i decide to go to HIN Miami...maybe ill make a pit stop in Orlando...lol
     
  6. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    from the sound of his voice last night I thought he was strung out on some type of a weed or something...if thats how he is after a little rum...then ...uhm...well...never mind...if he comes up north well see how he stands up to sake.... Of course some yakisoba will be the partner in the crimes of that night....


    and steve...I got some people interested in a little blue civic...we need to talk.
     
  7. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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  8. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    nice to see this site bringing people from opposite sides of the country together

    nice hospitality :thumbsup:
     
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    Seany-izzle New Member

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    Are you guys going to make out now?

    jp, good to hear of members hangin out and havin fun together. :D
     
  10. formby

    formby learning in progress

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    no making out
     
  11. B16RacerN2NR

    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    no, we mean between your wife and his girlfriend:ph34r:
     
  12. formby

    formby learning in progress

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    who said they didnt.....lol
     
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    Steve, my advice to you is as follows:

    Don't shave. It makes you look like Michael "Bondo" Jackson.
     
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    hosmer I made the millionth post VIP

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  15. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, that's ok. I am well aware that I'm not so good on the eyes. :)
     
  16. B16RacerN2NR

    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    I am saying it...now prove me wrong...:ph34r:
     
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    smarty009 Senior Member

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    TTIWWO(Your Girls Kissing)P...or video...lol
     
  18. formby

    formby learning in progress

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    you guys are stupid...lol

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    there girls kissing.... are they ours???? i dunno
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    which one is sue....?:ph34r: :eek:
     
  20. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    botox does amazing things












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