how should i approach her?
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smarty009
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and then use the chloroform line...lol
heres some lines for you to try:
- Its 2am, I know you're a pig, but I got a pretty good buzz on...lets go.
- I am putting you in charge of my penis tonight, please be responsible.
- "Are you on the rag?" "No" "great! Lets fuck"
- You know, looking at you right now, in the dim-light of this barroom... I could fuck you.
- I just spent 25 dollars on these sheep intesne profalactics. They don't prevent std's, but I am just dying to try them out, you wanna live dangerously?
- What do I have to do to get this penis in your verjiner tonight?
- "What's your sign?" "Taurus" "wow!, me too, wanna fuck?"
- Fuck me whore!
- So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?
- Yap, yap, yap! is that all you know how to do with that hole in your face?
- Im new in town and don't know where the hookers stroll, you wanna make fifty bucks?
- You know what im really looking for in a woman? "What?" my fist in her mouth and my dick in her ass...you busy tonight?"
- You remind me so much of my mom...wanna fuck?
- I would like to have kids one day, not with a hag like you, but I'll let you blow me.
- Let's not fuck with nature. We are here to make babies. So, grab your ankles
- I know im not the best looking guy here tonight, but if you don't suck my dick, I will kill your family.
- Are you a whore?
- I have been looking for a five buck a ride mattress backed bitch like you all my life.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I open my zipper up more?
- Give me your pussy!
- Hi, I only have herpes.
- You look just like this prostitute I strangled last summer.
- I have been outbreak free for two weeks
- wanna go halves on a bastard?
- Lay down!
- I eat pussy like a woman.
- Scrub your ass baby cause your getting company
- (Stare at your mark until she says "What!?!") then yell; It isn't just gonna suck itself!.
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The best game is being yourself, given that you're an interesting human being that can carry a decent conversation.
Eye contact, when she sees she has your attention, smile, and then talk. Its simple.
Read it.
The best game is being yourself, given that you're an interesting human being that can carry a decent conversation.
Eye contact, when she sees she has your attention, smile, and then talk. Its simple.
dacheat
..is grounded.
oh man, i pretty much love the advice in this thread 
hs girl sez go in with 'hi i'm pretty sure you're going to be my wife someday, wanna go snowboarding?' but keep the chloroform rag in yer back pocket.
ps successful date = CAAAAAAAAAAAAVEMAN!! yell when you nut. then kiss her forehead and grin real big.
hs girl sez go in with 'hi i'm pretty sure you're going to be my wife someday, wanna go snowboarding?' but keep the chloroform rag in yer back pocket.
ps successful date = CAAAAAAAAAAAAVEMAN!! yell when you nut. then kiss her forehead and grin real big.
MadMaXXX
Mad Man
Celerity
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Bring her to a lan party and make her watch you play Halo
kidnap.
then she cant say no.
or you could just put yourself out there and ask her out. it will go one of two ways. she'll say yes, or no. then its done. grow some balls.
then she cant say no.
or you could just put yourself out there and ask her out. it will go one of two ways. she'll say yes, or no. then its done. grow some balls.
ROFL!!!! rep for you!
