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how to clean your toilet

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way



    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

    Sincerely,
    The Dog
     
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    DarkHand Senior Member VIP

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    Got nothing out of me till the last line, then a big :D
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    I actually saw that hanging in a vet's office once. Classic. I'm going to have to try that some time. :lol:
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    it works alright, except the hard to reach places under the rim...
    you need a kitten for those :)
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Nah, I'll just throw both cats in, then let the dog bark at them the whole time.
     
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    funny... I liked it.
     
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    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    I was dying here at work! You HAVE To be a cat owner to appreciate this one. :p
     
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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    NICE :)
     
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