>A cardiologist dies and was given an elaberate funeral. > >A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the >service. > >Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. > >The heart closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. > >At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. > >When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of >my own > >funeral.........I'm a gynecologist." > >That's when the proctologist fainted!