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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    >A cardiologist dies and was given an elaberate funeral.
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    >A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
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    >Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside.
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    >The heart closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
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    >At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
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    >When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of
    >my own
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    >funeral.........I'm a gynecologist."
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    >That's when the proctologist fainted!
     
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    Battle Pope New Member

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    That was kinda funny in a 7th-grade-chortle sort of way, but ultimately pretty retarded.
     
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    got a smile out of me...
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    That's when the proctologist fainted! :lmao: :bo: :bo: :bo: :bo: :bo: :bo: :bo: :bo: :bo:
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    I'd hate to go to the podiatrist's funeral... Oh! The smell! :p
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    wow that pretty funny!
     
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    It's... a... uh... proctologist.
     
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    podiatrist = foot doctor
    proctologist = t3h a55 m4n!
     
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    Thanks for putting my point in such... eh... clear terminology. :p
     
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    hahaha... you're most welcome. :lmao:
     
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