and you got to realize something.....
this is just an every day occurance that happens to guys all the time.
(maybe not the titty nut shower, but girls dissing guys because of how much money they make)
happens all the time.
so you need to realize that I am an EXCELLENT story-teller. The words and phrases I use, make you hang on my every word, and as such, my stories altho true, and spruced up with words that make you just want to keep on reading to see what I'm going to say next.
Everything is true. I just know how to tell a story to get the reader's attention.
so bascially, its not me being an asshole, I just know how to make a menial story exciting.
I bet you I could write a 10 page thread on hondaswap about me going to the supermarket to buy things on my grocery list.
basic simple shit. but I know how to tell it so you want to read it