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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by |Chaz|, Apr 5, 2013.

  1. |Chaz|

    |Chaz| Well-Known Member VIP

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    So what exactly is going on? I haven't really been keeping up on the current events.
     
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    DarkHand Senior Member VIP

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    From what I gather it's the usual saber rattling that NK always does every once in a while, but the new guy is being a bit more serious than usual with it in order to stake his claim.
     
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    They're got intermediate range missiles stationed on the east coast and now the US is sort of dropping back on all their rhetoric. Maybe someone in washington finally realized that "war games" and flying a B52 just south of N.Korea wasn't such a good idea as these motherfuckers really have nothing left to lose, and they have nukes.
    North Korea is just that twitchy paranoid schizophrenic that no one is really too worried about, but no one wants to turn their back on them either.
     
  5. Magana559

    Magana559 The Warden

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    If you truly believe NK has nukes and can do any damage to U.S soil you have been watching NK propaganda.

    these people are still in the stone age and cant feed more than a few thousand.
     
  6. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    nukes or no nukes......

    look at what box cutters did on 9/11.
     
  7. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    its the same annual sabre rattling that they do every spring... you can damn near set your watch by it...
    the winter is over and they are running out of food, resources and pretty much any other consumable... so North Korea starts making threats and swinging their little dick in everyone's face like they have since the early 50s... everyone walks around posturing and grabbing their own dicks until they finally all agree to sit down and talk it out... then we and a few other countries offer to give NK a bunch of shit to go sit down and shut the fuck up... and they do... until they run out next spring

    the biggest problem with this years dance is that everyone on the floor is new...
    North Korea has their new pudgy little fuck (Kim Jong-un) trying to prove to his broke ass little country and all of his daddy's old military leaders that he can live up to his fathers pathetic legacy... and he has a new toy to threaten everyone with
    the US has new people in both Sec of State (John Kerry) and Sec of Defense (Chuck Hagel)
    South Korea has a new leader this year (Park Geun-hye)
    China has a new leader this year (Jiang Yi-huah)
    Japan has a new leader this year (Shinzō Abe)

    so no one knows the moves to this dance... so everyone is on edge, not quite sure how this shit goes... so people are starting to step on each others toes... and people are getting a little pissed off about their fresh ass AF1s getting scuffed up... and then the crippled anemic elephant in the room is the new nuclear cock extension that the pudgy fuck is threatening everyone with... so that is making things even more tense than they need to be...
    on top of all that we have this limp dick empty suit in the fucking White House (Barack Obama) who has no idea how to lead anything because he hasn't stopped campaigning since he started running for president back in 2006... so he is essentially of absolutely no fucking use... instead of smacking North Korea like the insolent child they are and telling them to go to their fucking room, he is "easing off the rhetoric" (ie: backing down and looking like a 6'1" vagina with a tie on) which will only embolden the pudgy fuck from NK...

    it is really much like the drunk little dick head at the party who bumps in to you, then tries to start a fight with you, but when you realize that this little drunk fucker is only 15 years old and weighs 85 lbs and you could cripple him for life or kill him if you so much as swung at him once, so you try to ignore him and tell him you are nt interested in fighting him, but that makes him in his drunk 15 year old mind think that you are afraid of him so he starts talking more shit and threatens to throw a beer at you... knowing that if he did try to throw the beer at you, you could knock it away before it even came close to hitting you, and then you could pummel him in an instant and leave him twitching on the ground in a pool of his own blood, vomit, piss, teeth and shit... but again you are trying to be the more mature man, so you try to tell his friends to take him home and put his drunk ass to bed so he can sleep it off... but his friends are all like "yo man i don't even know this asshole"... so you are standing there with this annoying little dick head talking metric ass loads of shit... and the longer you sit there and take it the more it starts looking like you might really be afraid of him... lose / lose


    so essentially they have a lame ass nuke that cant accurately hit much of anything... and we could knock it out of the air before it made it anywhere close to anything...
    but because we have a weak leader, and everyone else in the dance is new and doesnt really know the steps to this shit... the little pudgy fuck thinks his dick is a lot bigger than it really is...
    in another few weeks we will all sit down at the table and we will then give NK a bunch of shit (which is really all that they want any fucking way) and they will shut the hell up for another year and we can go back to the half assed sanctions and talks like we have been doing for the past few decades
     
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    Holy crap ! Did you guys see that ?


    That was Airjockie !
     
  9. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Sounds like you're giving attention to the kid having an tantrum. So in kindergarten, no, but in international relations, yes?
     
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    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    unfortunately that seems to be the way things tend to go

    personally the idea of giving that little dick bag anything (food, supplies, resources, attention) disgusts me

    but the precedence has been set long ago that when ever they throw their little tantrums they get a candy bar

    we have designed, taught, and encouraged this behavior for decades
     
  12. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    I say put our foot down and tell them to play nice. And if they even attempt to launch anything out of frustration, we will make them regret it with napalm.
     
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    Lol sooo much looolage...
     
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    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    it's like anything else, no one will do anything until they actually kill hundreds or thousands of people even though the warning signs are there, like 9/11
     
  18. awptickes

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    It's pretty simple, DP RK is having issues with the new leader. The leader's aides have been running things, and now he's being questioned. He's trying to show that he means business.

    Unfortunately, C hi na does have nuk es that could reach the US (we think) and DPR K is friendly with them. There's a lot of back-channel communication going on with Ch i na and DP RK. Fortunately, most of the US is still outside of effective range. Kylph is fucked though... lol.
     
  19. |Chaz|

    |Chaz| Well-Known Member VIP

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    What's with the spaces between your words?
     
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    less easy to track? makes sense to me lol
     
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