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Official Dream Log

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by DarkHand, Apr 7, 2010.

  1. DarkHand

    DarkHand Senior Member VIP

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    Post your weird/wild/cool dreams here in the morning before you forget them!



    I'll start off with a crazy one from this morning:


    I was in/watching a musical infomercial for Simple Green...

    Hosted by Morgan Freeman.

    He was in a brown paneled room that looked quite 70's. He would talk about the product, and occasionally break into song:

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    Take me away,
    C#   E  C# E
             (A Maj.)
    
    T'where there is no time
    F#      E     C# A  C#
    
    Take me away
    C#   C# B  A
            (D Maj.)
    
    Take me away
    F#   A  F# A
            (A Maj.)
    
    x2
    Then go right back to advertising in his cool, calming voice; the chords still playing in the background:

    "Simple Green is quite effective on all kinds of messes, like oil, grease, and dirt. It's natural too. It won't hurt your hands like other solvents, and is safe for the environment. Isn't that something. Take me away,...."

    :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
     
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  2. invisibledemon

    invisibledemon Bored Moderator VIP

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    you got a fucked up mind.

    im in. when i remember one, i'll post it up here.
     
  3. klyph

    klyph Dismember VIP

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    I want to go buy some simple green RIGHT NOW.
     
  4. BrutalB83

    BrutalB83 Brutal Moderator Moderator VIP

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    I rarely remember my dreams, but I do have a funny dream-related story. About a month ago I woke up at 4 in the morning, and IMMEDIATELY busted a nut. I kid you not. I was groggy at first, so it seemed unreal, but after I woke up a bit and saw the urmmm...evidence, I realized that it actually happened.

    I don't know how or why this happened, but I can only assume that I was having one helluva dream... :huh:
     
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    I've had wet dreams where the orgasm woke me. But I usually remember the dream and am left disturbed by my subconscious.
     
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    i had a dream last night that i was in a car wreck. i was in the back of a pickup truck with a canopy on the back. my wife pulled me out just before a jeep with a woman and two babies hit us. the woman destroyed her face but lived. one baby had an arm ripped off. and one baby had on a motorcycle cop helmet with sunglasses on. (looked like T2) and in it's right eye, a round piece of plastic or metal penetrated through the sunglasses and into right eyeball killing the kid. 6 inches were in the head, about 6 were sticking out..

    welcome to my world. fml.
     
  7. reckedracing

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    i have dreams about my car getting stolen that make me wake up in a cold sweat every night

    2 nights ago i had 3 separate dreams about it
     
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    Jared759 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I had a dream the other day that one of my good friends was a HUGE piece of sour apple laffy taffy. I had to turn them back normal again. I ended up eating half of the taffy and the other half had lots of hair in it so I left it alone. Have no idea where that dream came from.
     
  9. klyph

    klyph Dismember VIP

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    That certainly is an interesting wet dream. You have strange fetishes.
     
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    95b16coupe New Member

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    ummm. yeah, not a wet dream.
     
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    It's ok man, I'm not here to judge.
     
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    wow, hell of a dream man
     
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    That makes 12 inches total.

    You really were dreaming!
     
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    i remember about a month ago i had one of the weirdest i have ever had. i was sitting on my porch playing my guitar and all the sudden a tornado comes out (i live in california so thats weird in itself) and sticks out its tornado hand and steals my guitar so i get pissed and i start cussing it out. so i gets mad at me and throws me on my back and all the sudden a park bench appears next to me and i grab it and fight off the tornado with the bench. then i walk inside my house and billy gibbons is playing MW2 on my PS3 so i ask him whats up as if i know him and so i walk to my room and the whole cast of The Office (US version) is in there and they are throwing me a 21st birthday (thing is im only 19).
     
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    I have had dreams that were more emotionally gripping than anything I have ever experienced in real life. Like, I wake up confused, hurt, almost in tears because whatever happened was so overwhelmingly overjoyous that I am very upset it is over.
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    just put me down for the two standard dreams; 1. I'm back in high school at my locker trying to figure out why i can't remember my combination. 2. i literally fly around like a bird watching the city under me while i try to figure out how to land safely. i always wake up before i have to though.

    those mostly occur after i have drank heavily the evening before, I normally don't recall my dreams.
     
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    I dreamed this morning that I had my name legally changed to Coolguy McAwesome. :ph34r: I was looking at my new birth certificate when I started to think it may have been a bad idea. Then I woke up. :confused::cool:
     
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    when i was younger i used to have a dream almost every night..it was fucked but it was like a story..but keep in mind i also pissed the bed for the longest time growing up
    everyday my mom would bring me to chuck e cheese,id always go in the ballpit and there was like a tunnel under the colored balls,crawl through and theres a room built underground.always room temp.had a chair,lamp,throw rug and a figure that looked just like hellboy but not as big and didnt have the stubs on his head,id always talk to him and then go to leave his room,and id wake up..what we talked about always changed..the dreams went away when i stopped pisisng the bed..and yes you guys may laugh but i had a disorder..i had to sniff this liquid up my nose and after a week of using it i stopped pissing..fuckin wierd..
     
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    UNDR8D ...has a job!

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    It is called Desmopressin Acetate and it is an anti-diuretic hormone analog.
     
  20. invisibledemon

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    eh, its not that uncommon. i used to do it. but my mom refused any drugs. it stopped on its own. for some reason, they wanted to put me on ritalin or some shit like that, luckily she told them to fuck off.
     
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