Paris Hilton released from jail

[Celerity]

CNN News - Court orders Paris Hilton to serve out remaining time chained in Celerity's basement

 

[get_nick]

CNN News - Court orders Paris Hilton to serve out remaining time chained in Celerity's basement

i would rather stay and be a sex slave in paris' basement. probably nicer than my house.

 

[Capt. Orygun]

 

[Celerity]

i would rather stay and be a sex slave in paris' basement. probably nicer than my house.

I didn't say anything about sex. I just want to keep her from food and water for 2 weeks until she stops twitching.

 

[Celerity]

Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence! She'll get credit for 5 days already served.

Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."

One witness described the scene as: Paris was "physically escorted" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.

I would prefer to read:

Paris was "physically escorted" out of the courtroom by a two by four

or

Paris was "physically escorted" off the premises by the front bumper of a police cruiser

 

[Capt. Orygun]

FOXNews.com - Paris Hilton Ordered Back to Jail - Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Arts And Entertainment

yup

back to jail for you

I'm so happy

 

[JDMPlaya]

haha, it said she was taken away screaming

 

[get_nick]

they just said the judge ordered her the full 45 days now. thats what you get for fucking around.

 

[get_nick]

I hate how this is on every fucking channel though.

 

[integraslut78]

Did I call that, or did I call that? Fuck that stupid bitch. This is probably the first time in her life that she's had to take responsibility for her actions. Boo-fucking-hoo.

Werd Blanco, wow she actually has to be a regular person in society and PAY HER DUES.
Deal with it.

 

[EGProject]

When it came on the news this morning at my shop, applause broke out when they announced that she will serve 45 days.

Seriously, this is fucking great. And even if she does appeal - which she WILL, she spends the time IN custody while they fight the case.

Seems like the Cali justice system finally pulled through.

 

[humblegumbo]

Paris "takes it like a man" in prison.

 

[GSRCRXsi]

that first pic that nick posted. doesnt the driver look like Lt. Dangle from Reno 911? LMAO

 

[eg6sir]

saw this on the news just now.. hahaha.. that pic is fucking great.. her stupid ass needs to serve her 45 days

 

[B16RacerN2NR]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

:bye1:

 

[get_nick]

 

[Cashizslick]

lol nice. back in the slammer you go.

 

[blackice90HB]

She acts like she's getting life or some shit...Had she have killed somebody during one of her drunken joy-rides, she would have been. She's only getting 45 fucking days.

 

[micah]

they will point and laugh and then get on camera and cry there heart out over her.

 

[CRX-YEM]

Can I ask, why?? why do people give a shit wtf happens to this bitch, I could give two rats asses whether this girl was in jail, or bleeding and dieing in the street somewhere.

she fits this image to a "T"