A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada ayear or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well.Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if hecould arrange a divorce for him -"very quick." The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend onthe circumstances and asked him the following questions: LAWYER: Have you any grounds? POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3bedrooms. LAWYER No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? POLE: It is made of concrete, brick and mortar, he responded. LAWYER: Does either of you have a real grudge? POLE: No, he replied. We have a two-car carport and have neverreally needed one. LAWYER: I mean, What are your relations like? POLE: All my relations are in Poland. LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up? POLE: NO, I'm always up before her. LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger? POLE: NO, she white. LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce? POLE: SHE going to kill me. LAWYER: What makes you think that? POLE: I got proof. LAWYER: What kind of proof? POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read -- it says, "Polish Remover."