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Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came alongand challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept. only because he was not a jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker. which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs,beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having is fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle...
 
Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came alongand challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept. only because he was not a jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker. which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs,beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having is fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin...

(dammit i spilled my beer)
 
Yeah, listen.. I don't wanna interrupt the flow here. But I HAVE to publically rep DrBelanger73 for the "raging zombie hardon" concept.

Thank you, and I now return you to our regularly scheduled broadcast, entitled "this story has WAY too many penises in it"
 
Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came alongand challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept. only because he was not a jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker. which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs,beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having is fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin so he started spanking his
 
Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came alongand challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept. only because he was not a jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker. which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs,beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having is fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin so he started spanking his own ass to the beat.
 
Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came alongand challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept. only because he was not a jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker. which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs,beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having is fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA
 
Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came alongand challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept. only because he was not a jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker. which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs,beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having is fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin so he started spanking his own ass to the beatof his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed
 
Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came alongand challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept. only because he was not a jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker. which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs,beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having is fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin so he started spanking his own ass to the beatof his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed the Zombie mob rolled downtown...
 
Bryan checked his rearview mirror; when a 5-0 was on his ass but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnu.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came alongand challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept. only because he was not a jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker. which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs,beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having is fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin so he started spanking his own ass to the beatof his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin....
 
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Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came alongand challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept. only because he was not a jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker. which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs,beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having is fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin so he started spanking his own ass to the beatof his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed. The Zombie mob rolled downtown Village People in tow...
 
Bryan checked his rearview mirror; when a 5-0 was on his ass but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnu.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came alongand challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept. only because he was not a jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker. which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs,beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having is fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin so he started spanking his own ass to the beatof his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin....
 
Bryan checked his rearview mirror; when a 5-0 was on his ass but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnu.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came alongand challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept. only because he was not a jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker. which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs,beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having is fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin so he started spanking his own ass to the beatof his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car...
 
Bryan checked his rearview mirror; when a 5-0 was on his ass but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnu.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came alongand challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept. only because he was not a jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker. which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs,beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having is fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin so he started spanking his own ass to the beatof his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5-0 guy cruisin lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5-0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive
 
Bryan checked his rearview mirror; when a 5-0 was on his ass but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnu.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came alongand challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept. only because he was not a jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker. which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs,beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having is fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin so he started spanking his own ass to the beatof his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
 
:lmao:

I love how when the story begins to take a decidedly disgusting turn, you turn it back around with a witty addition... :D
 
Bryan checked his rearview mirror; when a 5-0 was on his ass but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnu.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came alongand challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept. only because he was not a jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker. which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs,beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having is fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin so he started spanking his own ass to the beatof his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massiveliberties with Bryan's zombie patience. In walks Howard Stern to
 
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