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Some body is going to fry....

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Airjockie, Jun 2, 2008.

  1. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    I got jury duty on the 10th....:ph34r:









    my wife also got the jury duty notice, but was exempt since she is not a citizen and doesn't understand English to well...so she got dismissed. :p
     
  2. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    i love jury duty!
     
  3. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    you are going to get something stupid like some teenagers stealing candy from albertsons.

    have fun with that one. you can apply for an exemption stating lost wages due to jury duty and wont have to do it.
     
  4. Briansol

    Briansol Admins Admin VIP

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    i just sent my letter in for a 10-month wait... i don't have time for that shit.

    GUILTY.
     
  5. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    I could get somebody that stole car stereo's .....he's going down.


    but if my memory serves me right, a person holding an FAA license for Airframe and powerplant, can't serve on a jury where something technical is involved...
     
  6. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    and i think I get a paid day off...got to check into that tonight...
     
  7. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    I don't know why people avoid jury duty.

    I won't get called to it because I never did Selective service. That's the only thing it's prevented me from doing.
     
  8. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    I'm not avoiding it...infact...I look foreword to it...

    a day off from work, and I can spot a guilty fuck a mile away.
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    no YOU CAN'T. I saw your jeep, you'll believe anything.
     
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    klyph Dismember VIP

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    I skipped out on jury duty once, and now they never send me notices. Wonder if I'm also dodging the future draft...
     
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    Briansol Admins Admin VIP

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    you do realize that skipping jury duty is a FELONY, right? not a mis-demeanor... a felony.
     
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    |Chaz| Well-Known Member VIP

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    Hahahaha, good one kylph, your ass is grass.
     
  13. oneofakinduserid

    oneofakinduserid Eh?

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    They do pay you something for being in a jury.. but's it's probably not even close to what you would normally make. I've been called twice but for some reason I always get sent home. Hmph..
     
  14. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    My friend Chris has a sure fire way to not ever serve. He's not racist at all but every time they call him he says, "Do I have to go? Look if he's black guilty, if he's white innocent. There you have my answer, I don't need to come."
     
  15. GSRCRXsi

    GSRCRXsi Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    lol, yea. the only time i got called, i got exempt cause i was out of state in school lol.
     
  16. Briansol

    Briansol Admins Admin VIP

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    used to work.. not any more. in fact, if you try to pull that he can get contempt for hate crimes.
     
  17. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Show up dressed like shit. Torn/stained rock t-shirt, holy jeans or cut offs, flip flops, uncombed hair. They'll skip you.
     
  18. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    yeah they'll skip you... but they will also leave you sitting in the room alllllll fuckkkkiiiiinnnngggggg dayyyyyyy

    they dont like people playing with the system
     
  19. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    in todays climate of "everything is a disease" something that might actually get you out of it is to claim you have acute ADD and cant stay focused on anything for very long.... just kinda look around the room and fidget a lot
     
  20. teggyguy

    teggyguy high density foot.

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    i've never had a problem with jury duty... i think i put something down wrong

    i have csiaddjmzk with an acute phase of mpcid alldme i think i need some drugs doc.
     
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