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Todays Lame Joke

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by reckedracing, May 21, 2009.

  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    A young man shopping in a supermarket
    Noticed a little old lady following him around.
    If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she
    [FONT=Arial][B]
    kept staring at him.

    She finally overtook him at the checkout,
    And she turned to him and said,
    "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease;
    it's just that you look so much like my late son."

    He answered, "That's okay."

    "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out
    "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store,
    It would make me feel so happy."

    She then went through the checkout,
    And as she was on her way out of the store,
    The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

    The little old lady waved, and smiled
    Back at him

    Pleased that he had brought a little
    sunshine Into someone's day, he went
    to pay for his Groceries.

    "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

    "How come so much ...
    I only bought 5 items.."

    The clerk replied,
    "Yeah, but your Mother said
    You'd be paying for her things, too." [/B][/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial][B]

    Don't trust little Old Ladies!!![/B][/FONT]
     
  2. Drake

    Drake Well-Known Member VIP

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    That made me laugh a little.
     
  3. 95b16coupe

    95b16coupe New Member

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    not even lame. just.....ok, well LAME
     
  4. INJEN78

    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    lol it gave me a chuckle
     
  5. !JDM_EF-9!

    !JDM_EF-9! I'm just EF'n..

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    kriz New Member

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    It made me grin. BUT... if the old lady was following the guy, how did she end up at the check up before him??? :huh:
     
  7. !JDM_EF-9!

    !JDM_EF-9! I'm just EF'n..

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    gott it??
     
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  8. INJEN78

    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    reading owns you...did you rlly even understand the joke?:D
     
  9. kriz

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    lol must've missed that part
     
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