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Velveeta joke

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Celerity, Jun 29, 2007.

  1. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work.

    I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I was not really paying attention.

    I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late.

    "Great, just great", I moaned.

    The driver opened his door,leaned out of his car and stared at me. He was a midget. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.

    He said, "I am not happy"...

    I said, "Well which one are you?"
     
  2. jimboburgess

    jimboburgess Go fast, Go Cheap

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    boo size intolerance, yah! smashing midgets cars
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    after reading the punchline twice, i laughed.
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    89crxzc I provide inspiration!

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    haha, when your kid watches disney movies all the time this is funny
     
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    Oooohhhhhhhhhh, I get it...
     
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    klyph Dismember VIP

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    Midgets. Always funny.
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    midgets + trebuchet = good times
     
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    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    i got it the first time.. hahaha
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    lol
    who done it
     
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    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    the thread title changing needs to stop!! hahah..
     
  13. ThatGuy4life

    ThatGuy4life The Riced Sleeper

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    Did he answer with "grumpy"?
     
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    ThatGuy4life The Riced Sleeper

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    probably another term for cheezy joke
     
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    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    really?!? i thought the midgets name was Velveeta
     
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    ThatGuy4life The Riced Sleeper

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    So why'd u have to wonder about it
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    [​IMG]
     
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    :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
     
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    well you're not the usual suspect...
    odd
     
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    Maybe it is Kaiser Soce?
     
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