This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I was not really paying attention. I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late. "Great, just great", I moaned. The driver opened his door,leaned out of his car and stared at me. He was a midget. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window. He said, "I am not happy"... I said, "Well which one are you?"