~Warning: Kind of long, cliff notes at the bottom~ Well I guess I'll start it off, I'm in the roadside assistance business, I get to drive around all day in a truck to help morons that either 'A' run out of gas 'B' lock their keys in their car or 'C' cant change their own god damn tire. I also do jump starts but that I don't mind doing. Anyways I don't complain because these morons pay my $30/commission every time they do something stupid. But today this guy tops them all, I get a call from dispatch around 5pm for a lockout on a vehicle in a Boeing company parking lot. So I get there and guess what its a high security compound owned by the DHS (Department of Homeland Security) so I drive up to the gate and I tell the guards that I'm with blah, blah company and I'm here to help some guy in the Boeing parking lot. After waiting about 10 or so mins, I'm let in and met by a huge welcoming party of armed personnel and DHS marked SUV's. I get a personal motorcade style escort to the Boeing building. After about a 10 min drive we find the guy sitting next to his car, a 2007 Acura TL Type-S it was teh sex. So I get out of the car to meet and talk to the guy to get some information(he seemed a bit pissed off and annoyed). I go back to my truck to get the tools and come back, as I was attempting to unlock the driver side door the guy asks me 'what the hell are you doing? the door is unlocked' to my surprise I pull the door handle and the door opens. I respond with 'hmm... didn't you call about being locked out of the car?' and he comes back with the stupidest fucking remark in the world and if there weren't armed guards with MP-5's standing 10 feet away I would of punched him in the face. 'I locked my keys inside my trunk if they were inside the car I wouldn't be standing out here waiting for you to take 45 mins to get here' I try not to burst out in laughter but fail horribly 'doesn't your vehicle have a trunk release?' I walked over and hit his trunk release and his jaw dropped and had the most dumbfounded look I had ever seen. I walk to the back of the car and grab his keys to hand back to him because hes still in a complete shock of stupidity. I have him sign some forms and I was on my way, I couldn't help but think this guy works for Boeing and didn't know his car came with a truck release, I hope he isn't designing the aircrafts. So anyways thats mine so go ahead and share some of yours. -Dispatch call to Boeing building inside high security DHS compound about someone being locked out of their car -Personal motorcade style escort to Boeing building -My first look at the sexiest Acura I've ever seen in person the 2007 TL Type-S -Customer locked his keys in his truck but the driver side door was unlocked -I burst out in uncontrollable laughter, hit the trunk release and hand the keys back to the driver -I get escorted off the site and hope the moron isn't a designer or engineer for Boeing airplanes, and I'm never going to fly on a Boeing aircraft ever again.