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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by tab, Jul 18, 2004.

  1. tab

    tab Super Moderator

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    I started dating a new chick a couple weeks ago. Things were going pretty slow and nice until last night. We were at the bar, and closing time rolled around. My girl lives out of town, and said she was gonna go after hours out there. She drove a friends rig away to go party. One of her close friends asks me if I wanna go find an after hours. I said sure, so we head for beer. We just make the cutoff time for beer, and a couple guys don't make it. I offer to drink at my house, the guys agreed, so we all come back here. Don't ask me why the friend didn't go back to the bar to grab more people.:shrug: After a beer or two, we all pile into this guy's six pack and ride to Denny's and eat breakfast. Then we come back here and drink some more beers. Sooner or later, the guys leave, and my buddy's pass out. The friend has to work at 7, so she starts to leave. Then she says "don't tell Mariya, because she already left a nasty voicemail on my phone."

    I get woke up about 11 with a phone call. "I guess I wasn't quick enough in the sack for you. My friend is always taking other girl's boyfriends."

    I fess up to what happened, since I did nothing wrong, and she asks me never to call her again.

    Fucking women. I'll never understand them.
     
  2. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    :shrug:
     
  3. pissedoffsol

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    don't chase 'em, replace 'em
     
  4. Tonyd0821

    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    what does the "reply" button that is situated right next to the "quote" button do?

    well, guess ill find out once i hit the button.


    ya i like that little phrase
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    reply does an auto quote.

    the quote button now is for multi quotes.

    turn it ornage on a couple posts, and then hit the ADD REPLY button at the bottom of a thread
     
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    FFCiv Senior Member

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    interesting
    EDIT: every1 keep the quoting goin!
     
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    yea bitches are wierd like that....
    who cares..while your young bitches aint worth shyt
     
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    Fucking bitches. I should have just fucked her friend. I didn't want her friend, so I did nothing but bullshit. At least I could have made it worth my while for her assumptions on what I did.

    Women always read between the lines. Stupid.

    I'll replace, not a problem.
     
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    Seany-izzle New Member

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    In a fucking house.

    call up her friend and get with her, this way youre ex gf will NOW have some justification to not wanting you to call her.
     
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    Thats sucks man...i hope you didnt like her too much
     
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    Who's hotter, the friend or your Ex?
     
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    At least you can get bitches.... :bawling:

    "I guess I just don't underrrrsttaaaaaaannnndd the ladies." -Homestar Runner
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    I foresee a great Quote testing page coming from this......
     
  14. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    :werd:

    and definatly plow her friend .... shit call this bitch up in the middle of it while her friend is screaming your name
    stupid fuckin bitches always gotta assume shit :smack:
     
  15. YouKnowWhoIBee

    YouKnowWhoIBee my avatar is better.

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    Had to keep it going and i suggest you do what E says but why not do it on your ex's front porch :ph34r:
     
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    THIS IS SO FUCKING CONFUSING !!!!!!!!!!!!

    GO BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WERE BEFORE
     
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    Fuck this quoting business... Anyway, bitches are bitches. My woman's not too bad, but I can't see myself with any other one. Christ, I hate how they try to read between the lines when there aren't any lines to read between!
     
  18. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :werd: It's like I do something so simple minded, and she thinks it some complex plan to get back at her for something or some bull shit.
     
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    There needs to be a t-shirt that is standard issue for males, that says in large print: "Don't bother, there aren't any lines to read between."

    But seriously, all my exes were really stupid... I mean, I'll be the first to admit that men are (sometimes) smart, but I definitely wouldn't say cunning or intuitive :p
     
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    Her friend was a plumper. She had a big rack, but everything else was big too. I didn't even think about hitting it.

    The girl I was dating was friggin hot. Probably just over 100 lbs, 5'6", brunette, green eyes, purdy lips(angelina Jolie'ish), 24 years old, no kids. I'm not all that broken up, we haven't been dating long. I was just bummed, and pissed because I didn't even do anything wrong.

    I doesn't need to make sense, it just is. No whining, just a rant.
     
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