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Would you do this?

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  1. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    Would you donate sperm for some $$$?

    Sperm Donor Needed Earn $4,000-$6,000

     
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    I would but I'm only 5'8 or 5'9.
     
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    "... Depending on which convenience store you see me leavin'" -Ron White
     
  4. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    $4000 - $6000 for jerking off into a cup
    hell fucking yeah id do that


    Donors should be 5ft 11in or taller,
    --- 5'11", check
    college educated (in college ok), --- college educated, check
    Italian or European decent preferred, --- Germany is in Europe, check
    Caucasian, --- Caucasian, check
    athletic, --- not so much, but i do rollerblade and stuff, so , check
    height and weight proportionate, --- somewhat, check
    not taking or have taken any anti-depressant drugs for severe depression or ADD (Zoloft etc), --- no prescriptions, check
    non-smokers, --- shit :(
    very reliable and responsible, --- for the most part, check
    able to go to a few early morning doctor appointments with notice, --- check
    possibly travel for 5-7 days with all expenses paid for --- absolutely, check
    and have a good family (including self) health history. --- yeah sure, check

    11 out of 12 :( there goes my plans for early retirement
     
  5. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    no worries about having a kid running around?
     
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    I do it for free, might as well get paid for it
     
  7. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    i wouldnt have a kid running around
    the people who bought my load would
    i would not be the kids father
    i would not be the kids dad
    i would have no idea if the procedure even worked, let alone when it was performed, who the people were, where they lived, if the birth was successful, what the kid was, what its name was, when it was born, etc....
    that is all information i would not need or want
    i was compensated for my contribution (hence the $4-6K)
    i am no longer part of that loads life
    it would be no different than blowing a load into a tissue and finding $4-6K in the trash when i go to throw it out

    no questions
    no answers
    no connection
    = no complications
     
  8. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    sweet, i'll let you guys know how it goes.
     
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    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

    very well put. hahaha
     
  10. Black Widow g2

    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    I was considering the Surrogate Mother 'offers' I've seen. 12k and paid medical care. But, I'd have to carry a baby, then give it to their parents. I wouldn't even be the mother, either since they'd be using different eggs. I just couldn't handle it.

    But, I say go for it. E's right (as usual)... it won't turn out to be a 'Made In America' type thing. :p
     
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    hell yea id do it..

    Donors should be 5ft 11in or taller,
    --- 6'2", check
    college educated (in college ok), --- some college, check
    Italian or European decent preferred, --- Irish decent, i guess check
    Caucasian, --- Caucasian, check
    athletic, --- some basketball, check
    height and weight proportionate, --- somewhat, check
    not taking or have taken any anti-depressant drugs for severe depression or ADD (Zoloft etc), --- no prescriptions, check
    non-smokers, --- check.. somewhat ;)
    very reliable and responsible, --- for the most part, check
    able to go to a few early morning doctor appointments with notice, --- check
    possibly travel for 5-7 days with all expenses paid for --- absolutely, check
    and have a good family (including self) health history. --- yeah sure, check
     
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    combine this with the dentist and it's a definate winner........except this time instead of the assistant telling you to rinse and spit, you could tell her
     
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    Yeah everyone who is saying "check", I'm sure the parents are looking for a designer baby by asking for someone who is college educated, responsible, athletic, and around 6foot - that means those who are using drugs aren't going to be good candidates for these parents.

    I fit perfectly into all of those categories except for the 5'11 and I would expect to be turned down.
     
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    wow!!!! thank you captain obvious i would have never understood or guessed that on my own
    i really thought my out of shape, pack a day smoking, ass was going to get $4-6K for jerking off into a cup for some couple 3000 miles away in Seattle
    i suppose i should void out this check i wrote out for my new M5 i was planning to buy with all of the money i was going to get for filling up Dixie cups with my baby batter
    thanks again captain obvious
    its a wonder how i ever managed to make it through the day without your assistance
     
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    do you get turned down if the nurse doesn't like your attitude?
     
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    Seems like everyone going "check, check, check" missed that point.
     
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    I'd do it in a heartbeat. getting paid to jerk off? hell yeah, thats a dream job. would be hard on a relationship though, wouldnt imagine youd be up for much sex after a long hard (no pun intended) day at work. too bad i have no college education.
     
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    yeah those sounded VERY serious
     
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