Funny things to say about cars

[newb]

I posted this thread so everyone could have some fun and some laugh's and people already gotta be asshole's ya know what i'm sorry i'm not as fucking educated about cars as some of you mother fucker's but i'm sure that some other people would think that using the same motor, turbo set up, and everything else that you could use the same tune and it would work just fine cause that kid that my friends got his ecu from had that same tune on a diff car and motor and put it on my friend's car and guess what it worked fine and ran pretty fast on 6 psi. sorry my fucking mistake

Lmao! Just when I thought it couldnt get any worse, you go and say that.

 

[YBLEGAL]

lol. you've got the wrong attitude buddy. and an incorrect thought process when it comes to anything your not familiar with.

i'll give you a few examples just for fun

it's like having drivers slipstreamed into a windows installation for one computer. it may install and run windows on any computer, but it's probably going to have the incorrect drivers since the setup is different than the one it was designed for.

it's like having an aquafina cap and putting it on a beer bottle. the threads line up but it never makes a perfect seal.

it's like having your friends used strings on your guitar. just because they have been used, and worked for him, doesn't mean you can put them on your guitar without tuning them.

o yeah, think of an automotive tune, like an instrument tune. it's resonating in a different pitch. it could be better. it should be better.

didn't know this was a personal affair going on with you.

live and learn..

 

[newb]

^ Good examples. Too bad theyre gunna fall on deaf ears.

 

[96ekhatch]

ok maybe you all think you know to much the reason i was going to get this tune was to get the car running with a basemap tune for an ls with 57 trim turbo dsm injectors and everything else and after i sold my other car i would get it tuned just for my car nobody gave me a chance to explain anything you all just jumped down my fucking throat you people are asshole's and newb go play in traffic with a blindfold on please this world has enough sarcasm in it.

 

[phyregod]

 

[newb]

ok maybe you all think you know to much the reason i was going to get this tune was to get the car running with a basemap tune for an ls with 57 trim turbo dsm injectors and everything else and after i sold my other car i would get it tuned just for my car nobody gave me a chance to explain anything you all just jumped down my fucking throat you people are asshole's and newb go play in traffic with a blindfold on please this world has enough sarcasm in it.

Get fucked you stupid douche. I was patient and tried to help you, but you dug you heels in and argued everything I had to say. I SUGGESTED that you get a tune, and for 2 pages you argued that your friends tune was sooo good that you were just gunna run with the same one. Not once did you mention that you were gunna get a tune later on. So, once more, fuck off you retard. I hope when your car blows up you oil down the tires and crash and burn.

 

[96ekhatch]

ok explain to me this please if my car would run like shit with his tune on my set up then how come techtonics sells all kinds of ecu chips for vw's just for different kinds of set ups wouldn't each motor run different on it so each car would run like shit except the car that it was tuned off of, but yet they make alot of money just selling tuning chip's but yet his tune on my car which is the same sey up wouldn't work how is that any different then techtonics selling chips to all kinds of people with all kinds of set ups they don't come to your house and tune the car you just look to see what the tune is for and if its for the same set up you have then u buy it and the car runs great.

 

[newb]

Its not any different. Thats what all of page 2 in your other thread is all about. Once again, read Matts thread. Read what happened with his mail order tune.

 

[|Chaz|]

I guess this post is just for fun, Me and my friends always goof off and say stupid shit about cars, we actually convinced my one friend that my other friend's civic was out of vtec fluid and thats y it wouldn't hit vtec lol it was actually just low on oil, i also told someone that my headlight fluid was low and thats y my one high beam wouldn't work and he believed me. Does anybody else have anything like that they say to confuse people? lol

I posted this thread so everyone could have some fun and some laugh's and people already gotta be asshole's ya know what i'm sorry i'm not as fucking educated about cars as some of you mother fucker's but i'm sure that some other people would think that using the same motor, turbo set up, and everything else that you could use the same tune and it would work just fine cause that kid that my friends got his ecu from had that same tune on a diff car and motor and put it on my friend's car and guess what it worked fine and ran pretty fast on 6 psi. sorry my fucking mistake

ok maybe you all think you know to much the reason i was going to get this tune was to get the car running with a basemap tune for an ls with 57 trim turbo dsm injectors and everything else and after i sold my other car i would get it tuned just for my car nobody gave me a chance to explain anything you all just jumped down my fucking throat you people are asshole's and newb go play in traffic with a blindfold on please this world has enough sarcasm in it.

Well if this guy doesn't get banned, it looks like we'll just have another village idiot to negative rep to hell.

Buddy if you don't change your attitude I'd suggest you don't come back to these parts again.

 

[96ekhatch]

wtf r u talking about the first thing that you quoted was something that we were all supposed to be having fun with i was trying to have fun and so everyone could have a laugh and someone started talking shit to ME y would i get banned that makes no sense of course i'm gunna be pissed that i was trying to get everyone to have a laugh and someone has to come start shit out of nowhere and that i'm being told i'm completly wrong about getting a tune from someone for the set up i would be using and it work cause i've seen atleast 4 diff cars not get dyno tuned with just a chipped ecu from someone who hasn't dyno'd the car and it perform perfect. techtonics does it every day and i don't think you could tell them they r wrong. and wtf i'm sure i know more then alot of people on this website so i'm not the village idiot you need to not talk shit about somebody you don't know i haven
t done it yet so y does everybody gotta come at me cause i might dissagree with what someone says it doesn't mean i'm the village idiot you fuck

 

[newb]

Holy fuckin shit. Mail order tunes are called "base maps" Thats because theyre nothin more than a starting poit, a base point for your tune. Just cuz your car will run on it doesnt mean its running good. If your motor is detonating it might not blow up on your first pull. It might take a month, it might take longer. What your arguing is like sayin that if your cars still makes "good" power on 3 cylinders that its just fine to run it on 3. This is what ppl are talkin bout when they say your attitude is shit. You keep pullin the "well i saw this guy" card. Guess what, that shit dont fly round here, cuz these ppl actually know what theyre doin.

 

[|Chaz|]

Holy fuckin shit. Mail order tunes are called base maps. Thats because theyre nothin more than a starting poit, a base point for your tune. Just cuz your car will run on it doesnt mean its running good. If your motor is detonating it might not blow up on your first pull. It might take a month, it might take longer. What your arguing is like sayin that if your cars still makes good power on 3 cylinders that its just fine to run it on 3. This is what ppl are talkin bout when they say your attitude is shit. You keep pullin the well i saw this guy card. Guess what, that shit dont fly round here, cuz these ppl actually know what theyre doin.

 

[B16RacerN2NR]

Jeff at Import Builders is one of the top Honda builders (actually, he pretty much builds anything and everything) in the nation... Here are his words... We offer the entire line of Wiseco Pistons

What about the guy who told me I need to put 1000 miles on my motor before I tune it and that I need to "break it in"? I will be blunt. That person is not educated on motors. With 1 exception...if that person told you to DYNO your motor at narrow throttle, that your going to be driving it for a few hundred miles, that's fine... However...I see a lot of people that customers "think" are smart and they are recommending 1000 mile break ins on built motors! That is the stupidest thing you could possibly do! When you hear terms like this, BEWARE and RUN THE OTHER WAY, or CLOSE YOUR EYES: "Just put in a base map, and break it in for xxxx miles, then go tune it, give the rings time to seat.." RUN!! CLOSE YOUR EYES! That is insane, stupid and ignorant all at the same time. Base Map? What the heck is that? When Honda tells you to put xxxx miles on your motor, or whatever, its completely tuned already with great air fuel ratio's. Do don't think for one second your base map is worth a damn, because it is a shot in the dark. It sucks UNLESS you went to a dyno and fully tuned your car at the RPM's and throttle position your driving it at with a wideband hooked up to the car. That chip your using is somebody's educated guess at what will run the car. Its not intended to drive on for any extended periods of time on! (I HOPE THEY TOLD YOU THIS, if they didn't... RUN!!) If you have no other option, a basemap can be used for getting your car a FEW miles straight to the dyno, but I am very against that even and a tow truck would be better.. This is a theme you all need to understand: "Don't start your motor unless you can adjust the air/fuel ratio to a reasonable number right away". Anything else is unwise, and foolish. Wideband cost like $350 shipped, just buy one for you and all your buddies to share. Best money you ever spent.

You decide...

 

[96ekhatch]

there aren't basemaps that they r getting though thats the thing its tuned specifically for their set up so its pretty much not very base if its for exactly what they r running

 

[B16RacerN2NR]

there aren't basemaps that they r getting though thats the thing its tuned specifically for their set up so its pretty much not very base if its for exactly what they r running

Anything that isn't tuned for a particular motor is a basemap. WTF exactly are you not understanding here? You want some VW knowledge, then go to VWVortex.com and see why people are making different horsepower numbers even though they are using the same 'chip' Tons of people use the APR chip, wonder why everyone's hp levels and tq levels are different? That's right, we told you why already.

Like everyone has told you already, don't come on here anymore since you have all the answers and you can find guys that did this and guys that did that. I'm done trying to help your narrow minded ass.

Just go throw in a basemap already. We are all wrong. Basemaps make your car run m4D JayDee M tYt3 y0!!!

 

[YBLEGAL]

Once again! Think of it in a musical instrument sort of way! It's not tuned to precision for the aspects of YOUR instrument (engine).

How poor can you be to argue this for so long... I'm poor, but deffinatly don't have extra money to skimp on a tune the first time, blow up my motor, and then do it again right... fuck that..

 

[cjvictoria]

wtf r u talking about the first thing that you quoted was something that we were all supposed to be having fun with i was trying to have fun and so everyone could have a laugh and someone started talking shit to ME y would i get banned that makes no sense of course i'm gunna be pissed that i was trying to get everyone to have a laugh and someone has to come start shit out of nowhere and that i'm being told i'm completly wrong about getting a tune from someone for the set up i would be using and it work cause i've seen atleast 4 diff cars not get dyno tuned with just a chipped ecu from someone who hasn't dyno'd the car and it perform perfect. techtonics does it every day and i don't think you could tell them they r wrong. and wtf i'm sure i know more then alot of people on this website so i'm not the village idiot you need to not talk shit about somebody you don't know i haven
t done it yet so y does everybody gotta come at me cause i might dissagree with what someone says it doesn't mean i'm the village idiot you fuck

Holy fucking run-on sentence! Did you forget to remember you grammar?

 

[B16RacerN2NR]

Holy fucking run-on sentence! Did you forget to remember you grammar?

This ain't shit, check out his other thread lol. Run on sentences from the depths of hell...

 

[cjvictoria]

Hoe Lee Shitt.. Yoo are correkt.

 

[B16RacerN2NR]