> The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special
> sandals I think you
> would be
> interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex."
>
> Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
> sandals after what
> the
> man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't
> need them, being the
> sex
> god he was.
>
> The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make
> you into a sex
> freak?"
>
> The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
> So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife,
> finally gave in,
> and
> tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his
> feet, he got this
> wild
> look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in
> many years! In the
> blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican,
> bent him violently
> over a
> table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own
> pants, and grabbed a
> firm
> hold of the Jamaican's hips.
>
> The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem
> on the wrong feet Mon! You got dem on de wrong feet Mon!"
> sandals I think you
> would be
> interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex."
>
> Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
> sandals after what
> the
> man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't
> need them, being the
> sex
> god he was.
>
> The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make
> you into a sex
> freak?"
>
> The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
> So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife,
> finally gave in,
> and
> tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his
> feet, he got this
> wild
> look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in
> many years! In the
> blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican,
> bent him violently
> over a
> table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own
> pants, and grabbed a
> firm
> hold of the Jamaican's hips.
>
> The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem
> on the wrong feet Mon! You got dem on de wrong feet Mon!"