Anyone else EXTREMELY bored?

[IDMaxGuy]

http://www.kn.pacbell.com/wired/China/proverb.html#k


Chinese Proverbs.... pick one and relate...

My fav so far

Butcher the donkey after it finished his job on the mill.

Kinda like throw the hoe out after she is done givin ya a BJ.

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

thats pretty damn funny.

 

[IDMaxGuy]

Originally posted by TrailorParkPimp@Aug 27 2004, 12:25 AM
thats pretty damn funny.

[post=382538]Quoted post[/post]​

I SAID PICK ONE AND RELATE

 

[BigJ]

A tiger never returns to his prey he did not finish off.

After you do something stupid somewhere, you never go back there.

 

[90 accord]

Butcher the donkey after it finished his job on the mill.

[post=382534]Quoted post[/post]​

[/quote]



and when you go to eat your freshly butchered donkey.. i bet it'll taste like ass

 

[driverunknown]

OMG I busted up laughing after what accord said.
You win.

 

[Slo86GT]

Dream different dreams while on the same bed.


Yeah, and I like sex, too.

 

[B16RacerN2NR]

"Man walking sideways through airport turnstile going to Bangkok"

my favorite

 

[crazkene13]

A fall into a ditch makes you wiser...
Unless it mkes you deader.

 

[phunky.buddha]

Ugh. I swear I haven't heard of most of those.... and anyway, they sound really screwy in English.

 

[NissanNiNjA2nd]

A frog in a well shaft seeing the sky.

THIS WHOLE FUCKING SITE!

 

[StarBellieAngel]

well, i have a couple that i remember:

baseball wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk.

it take many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it

and my personal favorite:

fall seven times, stand up eight

meaning, no matter how many times you fuck up, if you don't get back up again, it beat you. good proverb to live by.

 

[Battle Pope]

Kill one to warn a hundred

Sometimes you have to make an example out of someone so people know who not to fuck with.

 

[Slammed90Lude]

Donkey's lips do not fit onto a horse's mouth

don't try to go down on fat bitches

 

[StealthMode]

A dog won't forsake his master because of his poverty; a son never deserts his mother for her homely appearance.

at least this guy won't have to worry about his mom being a milf

Flies never visit an egg that has no crack.

make sure to wipe your stinky ass!

my favorite: "Foolish man give wife grand piano, Wise man give wife upright organ."

 

[Loco Honkey]

Man who have woman on ground have piece on earth.

Man who have hand in pocket feeling cocky.

 

[StarBellieAngel]

i thought it was man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

 

[dveit]

Originally posted by Slammed90Lude@Aug 27 2004, 05:50 PM

Donkey's lips do not fit onto a horse's mouth

don't try to go down on fat bitches

[post=382830]Quoted post[/post]​

hahahaahah.

 

[shortbusrebel07]

my favorite one is

"man who dip bucket in other man's well, gets crabs."

 

[rushcrx]

Some prefer carrot while others like cabbage