Where in the fuck is Merritt ?
Hi, I'm Merritt Johnson. You may remember me from the OLD school Honda threads. Well, I have had my fun with you all - Offering me free parts and stuff because you think you may be able to get with me. That was so sweet of you all.
Sometimes, When things were slow on the M-Worship front, I would publish demure little pictures of me swimming. I would get mad props for my Integra. By the way, My Integra had JDM everything. It was a real Type R. And I made and bought all the stuff myself. I can't tell you anything about it, but it's cool.
Then I crashed it. So I got another ! This one had the JDM front clip and all the wiring must have been so easy I forgot how I put it together. But I did it. But then I crashed that one too. My cars were built and driven well enough to get me endless sponsorship offers.
Now, because I'm a girl I'm able to win races without really finishing first. That makes me more respected than Lisa Kubo, who can get millions of dollars thrown at her to publically humiliate aftermarket axles time and time again. She can blow her car up in 5 seconds or less.
As for me, you can read about me and my constant play on being a girl in the manly world of car modifying in this issue of
EvoTuner.
Thanks for reading, and thanks for the years of worship!