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faithster

New Member
So i made this account on car domain .com and damnit i barely sun into any real jdm tuners,at least 80% of people there with hondas and RICED THE FUCK OUT!!
today ive gotten into it with like 10 ricers,just makes me mad to see all them poor civics with bodykits,big spoilers and 20inch rims .
 

NWDRVRBWE

Hands Off my Balls
so........... stop going there and stay here where the non-ricers are.

simple, really :)

B, i would rep you so much right now, but in reality, it makes no difference b/c your rep kicks my reps ass. :)
 

95b16coupe

Well-Known Member
cardomain sucks. plain and simple.

give me 5 stars on engine and 0 on looks. i could give a shit.

call my car ugly after i beat you in a race. i really could care less.
 

OGMatt

Not a real OG lol
Ther is this dumb ass ricer in my auto class. So in the halls I always greet him with a "Hey! whats up ricer?!". So he calls me a "Sleeper" . I tell him that sleepers are better than ricers. He says ricers are way cool. I told him to fuck right off and to go buy some neons. He said "if only I had the money".
 

faithster

New Member
Ther is this dumb ass ricer in my auto class. So in the halls I always greet him with a "Hey! whats up ricer?!". So he calls me a "Sleeper" . I tell him that sleepers are better than ricers. He says ricers are way cool. I told him to fuck right off and to go buy some neons. He said "if only I had the money".


ahhahaha fucking ricers,i guess the fast and the furious movies put some quite effect on em,but i still dont know why these idiots spend their money on stupid shit.
 

EG_squeegee

Clean Squeegee
Ther is this dumb ass ricer in my auto class. So in the halls I always greet him with a "Hey! whats up ricer?!". So he calls me a "Sleeper" . I tell him that sleepers are better than ricers. He says ricers are way cool. I told him to fuck right off and to go buy some neons. He said "if only I had the money".


Haha yeah i got a few of them in my class, i just cant understand what has these guys hooked, Granted i used to be a ricer but that was when i was like 15 and have grown up. Some kid just showed up at school with a new teggy. 19" wheels, air bags, type r spoiler, some ugly ass body kit and acura cl headlights. My dog has made better looking feces then that thing.
 

cjvictoria

Active Member
rice FTL

fuck rice. unless its on my plate next to some beans and some bistec, fuckin rice can kiss my balls.
 

hondacivicguy05

New Member
ricing out your car does look like shit. why spend your money on that bullcrap and not put any money under the hood. atleast do some mods under the or a swap. there are alot of ricers in my town. even have a few cars that look like the ones off of the fast and the furious. but we still have some people here that puts there money where it counts the most.
 

94H_Ex

Under employed
Most ricers really have no knowledge of any power makers, even if its a swap of a whole engine, or a head or even intake manifolds. They just dont know what to do under the hood. But here they are with the want to do something with a car, so what do they do? Whats more available for them. Body kits, bolt on spoilers, rims and tires, some even discover how to lower their car. Looks like shit to us, but to them, its an accomplishment.


Edit:
thinking about it now.. I just remembered what I could of been for halloween... a ricer. Walk around with a stupid visor turned up side down, some stupid looking plaid shorts, and some crappy looking "Ricer for life" shirt. then take some cardboard and make my car look whack. ... I would of thought it was funny.
 
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EG_squeegee

Clean Squeegee
Most ricers really have no knowledge of any power makers, even if its a swap of a whole engine, or a head or even intake manifolds. They just dont know what to do under the hood. But here they are with the want to do something with a car, so what do they do? Whats more available for them. Body kits, bolt on spoilers, rims and tires, some even discover how to lower their car. Looks like shit to us, but to them, its an accomplishment.


All they gotta do is make a run to pepboys and they are halfway to riceland. "Yo dog just got my apc triple quadrupel stack spoiler"
 

faithster

New Member
All they gotta do is make a run to pepboys and they are halfway to riceland. "Yo dog just got my apc triple quadrupel stack spoiler"

Youre wrong,they wait for the money to come in and then they take a stroll down to Auto zone and buy some Nos stickers,muffler tips and chrome hubbcaps and some extra hood scoops for extra HP gain
 
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