Alcohol or not, I capitalize and for some reason try to use proper grammar, even though I'm drunk. Hell, I just took a "quad" shot of alcohol a couple minutes ago. My grammar is not bad, is it?
Even then, many of my friends say I talk white(I'm asian for those that do not know), though I grew up with black people/around ghetto people. Also, even where I work(Elster Electricity), people comment on how good my English is. Though, it's mainly southern people that work there. Come to think about it, I'm probably the only person that speaks "normal" English there(no southern accent or any accent at all). What's funny is there's a Korean lady that works there that also has a southern accent(it's southern mixed with FOB).