this was on ebay a while back......
ok so they took it off, but goto ebay and do a search on "carrot vagina"
some farmer found a carrot with a hole in the center that looks just like a vagina.
lips, clit and all.....
last time i saw it, it was going for over 19,000
sorry i cant find the link.....
but for some funny shit, goto FUGLY.com