had to sign a waiver last night

[E_SolSi]

ok a little backround information for those that dont know
me and my friends frequent a semi local coffee shop in middletown called Klekolo's

(before you try to tell me how much better starbucks or whatever the fuck your local place might be, dont bother... first of all starbucks is SHIT... and i have been to coffee shops in new york city, boston, hartford, providence, chicago, cleveland, dc, and several other places and nothing comes even remotely close to this place... hands down this place has the best fucking coffee anywhere)

ok back to the story
usually when i go there i get what is called a "Double White Amsterdam" its white hot chocolate with 2 shots of espresso (fuckin bangin)
anyway they have this one drink called a "747", its 7 shots of double caffienated espresso and 4oz steamed milk
we always laugh about it and say one day when we dont have shit to wake up for the next day we're gunna get one
well last night i finally said fuck it and got one...
guy at counter: what can i get you
me: lemme get a 747
guy at counter: <walks away and returns> here read this and sign it
me: WTF???
it was a fucking waiver!!! LMAO
telling me what i was about to consume has a retarded ammount of caffeine in it and what some of the possible effects of a cafeine overdose could be (difficulty sleeping, muscle twitching, confusion, in and out of consciousness, fever, difficulty breathing, vomiting, diarrhea, irregular heartbeat, rapid heart beat, hallucinations, dizziness, convulsions, death) and that i knowingly am taking this risk and hold Klekolo's in no way responsible for anything that might happen as a result of me drinking this... lol

apparently this one cup of coffee is like drinking 2 pots of regular coffee in one nice little 16 ounce cup
fair enough
i laughed and signed it
all i have to say was DAMN that was some strong coffee
and aside from being kinda tweeked for a few hours and a little twitching, i was ok after drinking it, and oddly enough i slept GREAT last night

so anyway i can now cross "drink something i need to sign a waiver for" off of my list of shit to do before i die

most of you probly wont care
i thought it was pretty fucking funny

 

[Airjockie]

Can you get me a couple jugs of this???.....

Edit...How does this stuff stack up to my coffee?...stronger or about the same?

 

[swanny]

Cocaine ina cup?

 

[E_SolSi]

sorry clayton it kills your coffee

 

[Airjockie]

Then get me some....

Another Edit...
Yet...nobody here has been brave enough to even have any of my coffee...except Chris...and I think it killed a few of his brain cells, cuz he still thinks he has a turbo Mirage...

 

[E_SolSi]

middletown is 10 f'n minutes from you
you go get it

 

[posol]

YOU SON OF A BITCH! we were supposed to do the 747 together.

but, no, cuz im a sick lepper, you go on and do it with out me on a work night.

 

[Battle Pope]

oooooooohhhhhhhh

somebody get Maury on the horn!

 

[hondarin]

<span style="font-size:14pt;line-height:100%">Number 1 Reason pissedoffsol knows he's getting old.....</span>

Quoted post[/post]]
YOU SON OF A BITCH! we were supposed to do the 747 together.

but, no, cuz im a sick lepper, you go on and do it with out me on a work night.

he complains about not trying coffee!?!?! i could understand if you were this upset if he went skydiving w/o you, but c'mon..

 

[TurboMirage]

you guys dont understand... this is a big thing to them

 

[posol]

when you have coffee with someone 5-6 nights a week for the past 5-6 years, and then when a special coffee time comes along and you planned on doing it together, and then get blown off,

lol ok never mind... lol

i was gay too- peep this:


pissedoffsol: you son of a bitch
E SolSi: ?
pissedoffsol: you had the 747 without me :-(
E SolSi: you were on your death bed
E SolSi: ill have another one
pissedoffsol: :-\ its not the same man :-( we were supposed to join the mile high club on the same night
pissedoffsol: lol
E SolSi: eww
pissedoffsol: ok THAT came out wrong
pissedoffsol: lmao
E SolSi: lol

 

[Airjockie]

That had to be the :zipper_mouth: lympics: :super: 'est post I have ever seen...

 

[E_SolSi]

h0m0

 

[jamesA]

hahahaha

With as much caffeine as I drink through the week, I wonder what kind of effects that would have on me.

 

[Celerity]

You're coming to Monroe next saturday (2 sats from now) to try THEIR 747.


This is actually a "good" coffee place, but their 747 got me to Pittsburgh at 1:00 am on an emergency drive.

 

[EGProject]

Gayest thread ever? Hardly.


Coffee and gay sex ain't got nothing on Phyres dick, lion sex and black on white action.

Penis Thread > all.

 

[asmallsol]

acording to either playboy or maxium (one of the mags in our bathroom) said that the lethal amount of caffine can range from 3.2-5grams of caffine, or about 25-35 really strong cups of coffee.

When I have a full pot in under an hour I start to feel like shit so I try to keep it at about 3 fluid cups an hour.

 

[jeffie7]

Fag

 

[GSRCRXsi]

haha :gmorning:

 

[dveit]

Quoted post[/post]]Penis Thread > all.