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posol

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Subject: Actual analogies, Similes and Metaphors found in High School Essays



1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently
compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like
underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy
who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those
boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high
schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those
boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli and he was
room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just
before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.


7. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of
his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly
surcharge-free ATM.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling
ball wouldn't.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled
with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie,
surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy
comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry
them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the
grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left
Cleveland at 6:36pm traveling at 55mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19pm at a
speed of 35mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that
resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had
also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East
River.


18. Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only
one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this
plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating
for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a
real duck that was actually lame... maybe from stepping on a land mine or
something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg
behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with
power tools.

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if
she were a garbage truck backing up.


26. Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any
pH cleanser.

27. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

28. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to
the wall.
 
5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just
before it throws up.

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if
she were a garbage truck backing up.

:bo:
 

posol

Staff member
ROFL. some of these are histerical. i';m sitting at my desk laughing.... lol 21 is a good one..... it gives you this mental image, of a pissedoff hungry dude... lol
 

posol

Staff member
Originally posted by adnoh@Aug 19 2005, 10:11 AM
My entire office is in fucking tears!!!. Best funny post of the year!!!!!!!!!
:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
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yeah, this is a good one. :p
 
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling
ball wouldn't.

:lol: Look out Hemingway and Poe... you ain't got nothing on today's kids!
 
Originally posted by E_SolSi@Aug 19 2005, 04:04 PM
this list is OLLLLDDDDDD

still pretty funny though
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Hater.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled
with vegetable soup.

I think that one is actually pretty good.
 
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