if santa was black

[Briansol]

lol
a trending topic on twitter.
Twitter

some good ones in there.


#ifsantawasblack he'd be tupac !!

#ifSANTAwasBLACK He'd B fat, dress flamboyantly, work 1day/yr, B 2 cheap 2 buy gas, talk bout Hos & sneak in2 ur home @nite

#IfSantaWasBlack White People Wouldve Arrested Him Tiiime Ago For 'Breaking & Entering' !

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

page doesnt exist but heres some i came up with:

If Santa was black...
- he would be wearing FUBU
- he would be wearing house shoes and sporting a jheri curl
- he would be driving a '64 Impala on gold Daytons

 

[95b16coupe]

if santa was black, he would look like Chef from south park.

 

[klyph]

He'd probably be an oxford educated professor writing a thesis about the socioeconomic impact on modern society of mythical figures in popular culture.





Nah, he'd be stealin shit.

 

[E_SolSi]

ho ho ho
:thief:

 

[Jeef]

If Santa was black ho, ho, ho would be talking about his hoes

If Santa was black no one would see him unless he was smiling.

 

[Celerity]

Shuckin' an jivin'.

I was thinking about this.. since I've left, this place (hondaswap) actually has fewer black people on it ?

 

[invisibledemon]

yes cel, you see, the blacks love you.