I'm officially an ugly chick magnet

[BodyDroppedNikes]

LMMFAO OMFG that was funny as hell!!

 

[Battle Pope]

holy christ, that's epic

 

[TurboMirage]

:dead:

 

[ScrapinSi]

THATS AWESOME!!!

 

[CiViC_SOHC]

wow..I gotta go to work hahaha

 

[Celerity]

I need that barbie.

Because that barbie will have the unfortunate luck to be dressed up, and pushed in front of people's cars. I will even include blood packets to shoot out of it's nose and ears.

 

[Battle Pope]

ROFL!!!

 

[StealthMode]

RADICAL

 

[dveit]

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Yeah, I wonder why hot women aren't just pawing their way to get to you.

I thought that was giong to be a link to the hemroids thread.

 

[EGProject]

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and as i round isle number 12 in full lock, i crash into a wall. I plowed into her carriage on a blind corner by the Hostest rack (hrm, figures shes standing there....)
so i say i'm sorry without stopping a beat and throw it in reverse. Before i'm lookin for 1st to continue my corner

LOL.

Yes, it is called an endcap. But you've never grocery-store drifted unless you've drifted a 6-wheeled U-boat.

 

[Battle Pope]

bahahah u-boats are the best!

 

[Celerity]

Aren't... uh... Uboats... Submarines ?

 

[Battle Pope]

Not in the retail lackey field.

 

[posol]

this thread rocks lol

 

[92civicb18b1]

Middletown? Middletown, NY?

LMAO, I used to go up there all the time.

 

[posol]

everyone's been to middletown....

 

[92civicb18b1]

I don't understand why anyone would want to unless they need drugs. Middletown is a shithole.

 

[posol]

i've seen worse...

 

[92civicb18b1]

A lot of people have. But all the NE PA and Port kids go up there for their drugs, there or Newburgh.

 

[posol]

now, newburgh, thats a shit hole. lol