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whats missing from a line of 600 balck men.
a 600 foot long chain and an auctionear.

new black baby doll just came out comes complete with its own welfare check 16 kids and aids.

what do u call a station wagon with 4 black men that drives off a cliff.
a waste a station wagon fits 8.

no i am not predjudice i have a color tv.

i am not predjudice i have a couple hangin from my family tree.

but really i am not predjudice so if this offends ne 1 o well lol
 
Why did the mexican chick get pregnant after school?








The teacher told her to do an essay
 
do you know why it's better to have sex with your 12 year old gf in the shower?? Cause when you slick her hair back she looks like she's 10!

you know my last gf called me a petifile, I told her "that's a pretty big word for a six year old"

I don't have anything against black people I think everyone should own one!

Note: Racism is bad, jokes are funny.
 
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing each other at basketball?

Juan on Juan.

2 gays are having sex, and the house catches on fire, who gets out alive, the gay taking it in the ass or giving it?

The guy taking it, coz his shit is already packed.
 
a jet flying over the ocean going coming back to the us ran in to some problems with fuel so they decided to dump weight to to save on fuel... so they dumbed all the food the baggage everything to lose weight but it wasn't enuff so the captin got on the horn saying that they got to make some sacrifice in lives for the greater good. so not to be raciest we are going in Alphabetical order A for africans B for blacks C for colors... way in the back of the plane a little boy asked his mom ... mom are we still niggers?
 
1. what do you call a crying black guy? A balling ass nigger

2. how do you stop five black guys from raping a white chick? throw them a basketball

3. what do you call three white guys pushing a car down the road out of luck. three black guys? Jump start. Three mexicans? grand theft auto

4. why doesnt mxico have an elimpic team? Couse anyone who can run jump or swim is already over here.

5. How do you know if your from Arkansa? If your sister is your aunt.

6. What do you say if you see your tv floating in the dark? Drop it nigger.

Iam in no way racist notice i made fun of a lot of racis i my self and mexican. I live in oklahoma and there are a lot of racist ass holes here that piss me off.

a joke is a joke but racism is a crime
 
A young man is walking through his apartment lobby when he bumps into a gorgeous woman wearing a very loosely tied robe.
She begins flirting with him, and after a minute she places her hand on his chest and says, "lets go to my place. i hear someone coming."
He follows her into her apartment, and once inside she immediately slips off her robe. "tell me," she purrs, "what do you think is my best feature?" "Um, I guess that would be your ears," he replies nervously.
"My ears?" she says. "how can you possibly think that the best part of this body is my ears?"
"well " he stammers, "back in the hall when you said you heard someone coming? that was me."



got that from "Maxim" magazine...
 
A man runs into a crowded hotel elevator.
He then yells "Ballroom, please"
The lady in front of him then turns around and says: "Oh, i'm sorry, I didn't know I was crowding you."
 
what does a blonde and a sliding glass door have in common?
the more you bang 'em the looser they get.

how can you tell when a blondes beoon on the computer
a) thereis whiteout all over the monitor
B) the joystick's all wet.

how can you tell when a girl has a blonda boyfriend?
her belly button is bruised

what do you call a pool full of mexicans?
bean dip

why doesn't santa have any kids?
he only comes once a year

why doesn't the witch have kids?
her husband has a hollow weenie

why doesn't the gypsy have any kids?
her husband has crystal balls.
 
Originally posted by 90 accord@Jan 16 2003, 12:49 AM
why doesn't santa have any kids?
he only comes once a year
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its
he only comes once a year and its down a chimney :)
 
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.

Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button?
Her boyfriend was blonde too.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
 
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotapus

What do you call ten thousand lawers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start
 
Why did God create alcohol?
So ugly people could have sex, too.
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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom!
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How do you know when you're really ugly?
Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
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If Mom's have Mother's day, Dad's have Fathers day, what do single guys
have?
Palm Sunday.
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had a retarded baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong.
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes!!!!
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What's the Cuban National Anthem?
Row, row, row your boat.
 
How do you know you've been robbed by a chinese guy?

Your bills are paid, your homework's done and he's still trying to pull out of your driveway.
 
Originally posted by dohcvtec_accord@Jan 15 2003, 06:18 PM
Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
Cuz you can't fit that much shit into a shoe.
<--- is half Italian :D
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HEY VAFANCULO

haha jk paisan. sono italiano :D


so all of saddam hussein's body doubles were gathered in a hotel room yesterday for a meeting.
the main guy said, we have excellent news, Saddam is still alive!!!!!

the bad news is he lost his left arm.....
 
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